A 9 minute honesty test

**flyingcrocodile46** · 7th February 2015, 15:07

Baaaaaaaaaaaa

My previous experience with the KB sheeple suggests that better than 98% of the members here will fail. 55% because of a complete lack of comprehension skills that prevents their understanding of the test. 43% because they are too scared to pass.

Don't get me wrong, I would be delighted to be proven wrong, it's just that I know better.

**unstuck** · 7th February 2015, 15:38

Fucking brilliant.

**Luckylegs** · 7th February 2015, 15:48

Yawn !!!!!

**Flip** · 7th February 2015, 16:00

What a load of crap.

**Berries** · 7th February 2015, 16:20

Originally Posted by flyingcrocodile46

My previous experience with the KB sheeple suggests that better than 98% of the members here will fail. 55% because of a complete lack of comprehension skills that prevents their understanding of the test. 43% because they are too scared to pass.

Don't get me wrong, I would be delighted to be proven wrong, it's just that I know better.

What about the 75 percent of people who see a 19 minute video posted on this forum, or nine according to the thread title, and think nah, can't be arsed?

**flyingcrocodile46** · 7th February 2015, 17:02

Originally Posted by Berries

What about the 75 percent of people who see a 19 minute video posted on this forum, or nine according to the thread title, and think nah, can't be arsed?

If it takes more than 9 minutes to get the right answer it's a fail... unless you watch this one all the way through. If you don't get it then, you never will.

**schrodingers cat** · 7th February 2015, 17:03

I love being told what to think by American accents.
Theirs is a seriously fucked up country.

30 seconds and I was done.

**TheDemonLord** · 7th February 2015, 17:14

1 minute 54

Godwin

/thread

**unstuck** · 7th February 2015, 17:18

Well I enjoyed it, and thought it was pretty spot on so..................Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

**Virago** · 7th February 2015, 18:06

Originally Posted by flyingcrocodile46

...My previous experience with the KB sheeple suggests that better than 98% of the members here will fail...

Versus the 2% who can't tell the difference between 9 and 19 minutes?

Meh. Just more fodder for wannabe anarchists who eagerly devour the constant bleating of nobodies on the internet who want to argue that everything is wrong. The consumers of such twaddle need to be told what to think and then be self-superior about it. Meanwhile the rest of us know who the real sheeple are.

Contempt breads contempt.

**HenryDorsetCase** · 7th February 2015, 18:07

Originally Posted by Berries

What about the 75 percent of people who see a 19 minute video posted on this forum, or nine according to the thread title, and think nah, can't be arsed?

what about the people that saw the hott-ish bint with the big boobies, clicked the link and were immediately disappointed by some dude ranting and a big questionmark thingy

disappoint: also: insufficent kittens.

**unstuck** · 7th February 2015, 18:11

So most of you lot think that the governments of the world have no hidden agendas and are completely honest.

**Katman** · 7th February 2015, 19:07

Originally Posted by unstuck

So most of you lot think that the governments of the world have no hidden agendas and are completely honest.

It helps them sleep at night.

**Luckylegs** · 7th February 2015, 19:09

Originally Posted by HenryDorsetCase

what about the people that saw the hott-ish bint with the big boobies, clicked the link and were immediately disappointed by some dude ranting and a big questionmark thingy

disappoint: also: insufficent kittens.

And waited the whole 19 minutes cos they assumed theyd definately be there!!!!!! *sigh*