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    Fuck me

    I walk in at 0300 this morning after doing a long shift to find out I'm going the be a Grandfather soon. It was quite a suprise.

    I am a great great uncle on my wifes side but this is close to home.
    Just another leather clad Tinkerbell.
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    No!! Thanks for the offer though.

    But congratulations


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    Congrats Flip


    ps...you old!...this PROVES it...grandpa!!

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    Congrats to you ..

    Why are you surprised??? It's a perfectly natural human thing to become ... (or is there something you haven't told us about the sexual preferences of your children???)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flip View Post
    I walk in at 0300 this morning after doing a long shift to find out I'm going the be a Grandfather soon. It was quite a suprise.
    You witnessed the conception?
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    Congrats.

    However, for all the good things about being a grandfather, remember the downside - you're sleeping with a granny. :-)

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    Welcome to the club.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flip View Post
    I walk in at 0300 this morning after doing a long shift to find out I'm going the be a Grandfather soon. It was quite a suprise.

    I am a great great uncle on my wifes side but this is close to home.
    Surprised because he/she is still in highschool or just general surprise?
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    heh heh heh... congrats grandad.
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    Congratulations. Hope the poor bugger doesn't inherit many of your genes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flip View Post
    I walk in at 0300 this morning after doing a long shift to find out I'm going the be a Grandfather soon. It was quite a suprise.
    A mate of mine found out he was going to be a grandad about a week after the child was born. Their son couldn't find a way to tell mum and dad he'd got his sometime girlfriend pregnant so in the end he just rolled up at their door, grandchild in his arms.
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    Congrats...
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    i'll lend you my coathanger... used.

    slightly rusty, but you wouldn't know for all the blood staining.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    i'll lend you my coathanger... used.

    slightly rusty, but you wouldn't know for all the blood staining.
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    Congrats....I hope.

    Otherwise, time to clean the shotgun.
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