Drunk driver caught drink-driving four times in 15 days

[ducatilover]

I feel for this guy.
What damned bad luck he kept getting busted at checkpoints.
He was obviously driving well and had not been stopped for not doing so.

Drink driving hysteria has swept the PC world.
There is nothing wrong with driving drunk if you know what you are doing.
A good driver is a better driver when drunk.
A crap driver is a danger to all when drunk.

Most people are crap drivers, as proven by the statistics that say 80% of deaths are caused by SOBER drivers.
The other 20% is caused by crap drivers that have been drinking.

I am an awesome driver, drunk or sober and have never injured or killed anyone.

The world does not recognise the fact that driving is a skill and that 95% of drivers/riders don't have it.

I think this is one of the most awesome misinterpretations of stats I have ever seen.


My statistics show that you're a complete cunt.

[Tazz]

That's just like how pilots and surgeons neck a bottle of jäger before every op to improve their skills.

[Akzle]

I feel for this guy.
What damned bad luck he kept getting busted at checkpoints.
He was obviously driving well and had not been stopped for not doing so.

Drink driving hysteria has swept the PC world.
There is nothing wrong with driving drunk if you know what you are doing.
A good driver is a better driver when drunk.
A crap driver is a danger to all when drunk.

Most people are crap drivers, as proven by the statistics that say 80% of deaths are caused by SOBER drivers.
The other 20% is caused by crap drivers that have been drinking.

I am an awesome driver, drunk or sober and have never injured or killed anyone.

The world does not recognise the fact that driving is a skill and that 95% of drivers/riders don't have it.

rbjiafp!

Agree with the sentiment, if not the wording.

[caspernz]

I feel for this guy.
What damned bad luck he kept getting busted at checkpoints.
He was obviously driving well and had not been stopped for not doing so.

Drink driving hysteria has swept the PC world.
There is nothing wrong with driving drunk if you know what you are doing.
A good driver is a better driver when drunk.
A crap driver is a danger to all when drunk.

Most people are crap drivers, as proven by the statistics that say 80% of deaths are caused by SOBER drivers.
The other 20% is caused by crap drivers that have been drinking.

I am an awesome driver, drunk or sober and have never injured or killed anyone.

The world does not recognise the fact that driving is a skill and that 95% of drivers/riders don't have it.

Crikey, whatever you've been smoking while wearing your rose tinted glasses and reading narcissists' monthly...has fucked the last ounce of common sense right out of your skull. Oh, and that's the polite version

[Flip]

I feel for this guy.
What damned bad luck he kept getting busted at checkpoints.
He was obviously driving well and had not been stopped for not doing so.

Drink driving hysteria has swept the PC world.
There is nothing wrong with driving drunk if you know what you are doing.
A good driver is a better driver when drunk.
A crap driver is a danger to all when drunk.

Most people are crap drivers, as proven by the statistics that say 80% of deaths are caused by SOBER drivers.
The other 20% is caused by crap drivers that have been drinking.

I am an awesome driver, drunk or sober and have never injured or killed anyone.

The world does not recognise the fact that driving is a skill and that 95% of drivers/riders don't have it.

Oh how we are laughing.

This has to be the best fucked up argument I have seen in ages. What ever drugs you have doing/done is really fucking up your brain.