It was one of those days...

**mashman** · 11th March 2015, 15:29

Puff juice is for puffs.

**Banditbandit** · 11th March 2015, 16:00

Originally Posted by cs363

I beg to differ: http://www.mitre10.co.nz/shop/automo...leaner_362503/

Also available from Bunnings: http://www.bunnings.co.nz/swarfega-g...reen_p00560993

It's still good shit.

O for Or-some !!!! It's back ... best hand cleaner ever ... thanks. I will go find some right now ..

(Seriously, I haven't looked for years because the people in a shop ages ago said "it's not made any more .." )

**MIXONE** · 11th March 2015, 16:11

Originally Posted by Banditbandit

See .. men are not meant to fuck around with beauty products ...

A quick wash with Solvol, swipe the hair back with fingers and you're on your way .. pain and hassle free ..

I spray under my arms with Start Ya Bastard,wash my face with kero,untangle the mop with a wire brush and I'm good to go.

**BuzzardNZ** · 11th March 2015, 16:23

Originally Posted by haydes55

it's a sign from God, grow a beard, as God intended man to do. he burnt your face twice trying to tell you to grow a beard, listen to him

**Edbear** · 11th March 2015, 16:26

Originally Posted by haydes55

it's a sign from God, grow a beard, as God intended man to do. he burnt your face twice trying to tell you to grow a beard, listen to him

Hmmm... I think the Missus trumps God in this case.

Originally Posted by cs363

Nah, then he'll be a hipster and have to build a cafe racer or a bobber. Or maybe even buy one of those BMW R Nine-T's and stay at hotels recommended by Trivago.

Now, you're talking, a cafe racer! But not the R nineT.

Originally Posted by MIXONE

I spray under my arms with Start Ya Bastard,wash my face with kero,untangle the mop with a wire brush and I'm good to go.

Yeah, but you're a manly man, a rugged bushman from the back of beyond!

**Katman** · 11th March 2015, 18:05

Originally Posted by haydes55

it's a sign from God, grow a beard, as God intended man to do. he burnt your face twice trying to tell you to grow a beard, listen to him

Number 69 on the list of '101 Things Jehovah's Witnesses Aren't Allowed To Do' is grow a beard.

(I think it might be ok for their women to though).

http://www.watchthetower.net/reasons.html

**Akzle** · 11th March 2015, 18:22

Originally Posted by Katman

Number 69 on the list of '101 Things Jehovah's Witnesses Aren't Allowed To Do' is grow a beard.

(I think it might be ok for their women to though).

http://www.watchthetower.net/reasons.html

hush now!
Thats a conspiracy hat tin foil site!
It doesnt agree with 'irrefutable' shit liek ed has.

And his shit is irrefutable as, coz it didnt come from a source that disagrees. Shame on you.

**skippa1** · 11th March 2015, 18:28

Originally Posted by MD

Real men have Swarfega in the bathroom.

I don't, what's that saying about me?

Swarfega is the most useless shit ever made for washing hands

**rustyrobot** · 11th March 2015, 18:30

Originally Posted by skippa1

Swarfega is the most useless shit ever made for washing hands

Washing hands?! Damn - I've been using it to shave with

**mashman** · 11th March 2015, 18:31

Originally Posted by Katman

Number 69 on the list of '101 Things Jehovah's Witnesses Aren't Allowed To Do' is grow a beard.

(I think it might be ok for their women to though).

http://www.watchthetower.net/reasons.html

I thought it was "wear" as in, no fake beards. Coz, I don't wear a beard, it grows on my face without my permission and then itches when it wants to be taken off. Never talks to me, but the fucker mimics my mouth movements in the mirror.

**Akzle** · 11th March 2015, 18:31

edits. I might be a jw!
I could believe #20. And 80.

Although 47 explains why hes so fucking stupid. And 97: why mx5.

**Akzle** · 11th March 2015, 18:34

Originally Posted by rustyrobot

Washing hands?! Damn - I've been using it to shave with

rbjiafp! .

**Akzle** · 11th March 2015, 18:35

Originally Posted by mashman

it grows on my face without my permission and then itches when it wants to be taken off. Never talks to me, but the fucker mimics my mouth movements in the mirror.

kill it. Kill it with fire!

**Edbear** · 11th March 2015, 18:45

Originally Posted by Katman

Number 69 on the list of '101 Things Jehovah's Witnesses Aren't Allowed To Do' is grow a beard.

(I think it might be ok for their women to though).

http://www.watchthetower.net/reasons.html

Originally Posted by Akzle

hush now!
Thats a conspiracy hat tin foil site!
It doesnt agree with 'irrefutable' shit liek ed has.

And his shit is irrefutable as, coz it didnt come from a source that disagrees. Shame on you.

It's bollox of course. If you do have a moustache or a beard it is expected to be neat and tidy.

But then, when has Katman been right about anything when he's trying to diss me? Actually whenever has he been right about anything?