It's Saint Paddy's Day, everyone's Irish tonight!

[Akzle]

semi retired since ages ago. Fuken crakler jew cuntr

[Tazz]

remind me not to go drinking with you. but. alkl sad shit and shit. i'll avge one too!
(rbjiafop)

and fuck you gremlordf with your quoted embederd shit.

depressing cunt right haha but still bettter than my singing voice.

[Maha]

semi retired since ages ago. Fuken crakler jew cuntr

Worst 'trying to appear pissed by turning off predictive text mode' thread since ages ago.

[Tazz]

Noticed on the way to work it looked like she was doing the round last night.
Bright green vomit is a solid commitment to whatever shit they were filling with dye last night.

[Akzle]

Worst 'trying to appear pissed by turning off predictive text mode' thread since ages ago.

fooled again! predictive text is gay as shit and i don't use it.

as a matter of interest when i try and type "maha is a douche canoe" it comes back with maga? is a entai? canoe.

[Voltaire]

A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with another woman.'

The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost?'

The Irishman said, 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.'

The priest said, 'Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box.'

The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box.

He paused for a moment and then started to leave.

The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, 'I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!'

The Irishman replied, 'Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in.