I need a wife.

[mashman]

True that but sadly you cant mod the wife like your old bike,can only imagine the answer if i suggested updating the mrs front end for a later model one.What about some aftermarket rims love?....

You best she doesn't take rims as shorthand for rimming... else you're in the shit once you're back from the market.

[sidecar bob]

True that but sadly you cant mod the wife like your old bike,can only imagine the answer if i suggested updating the mrs front end for a later model one.What about some aftermarket rims love?....

Ive always been quite surprised how much you can wring out of a small well serviced stock '73 model though.

[TheDemonLord]

How do you know what the consistency of human flesh is, let alone tastes like?

Wild pig/Long pig

*source - Armin Wies/cannibal tribes

[sidecar bob]

How do you know what the consistency of human flesh is, let alone tastes like?

I netheir described the tast or consistency, but I have eaten goat & it wouldnt take much to improve on that.
Maoris found human quite delicious by all accounts, so it may well be as best I can tell from that.

[jasonu]

try some asian flavour. Those bitches love cock, cook a mean curry, generally fairly tidy. You just have to get used to the hello kitty stuffed toys EVERYWHERE.

Yeah except they blow up like fucking balloons when they get the taste for cheese, full milk and pies.

[mashman]

Wild pig/Long pig

*source - Armin Wies/cannibal tribes

I like pig.

I netheir described the tast or consistency, but I have eaten goat & it wouldnt take much to improve on that.
Maoris found human quite delicious by all accounts, so it may well be as best I can tell from that.

Good to know, don't eat goat.
I guess the taste of white flesh didn't agree with them and they gave it up.

[ellipsis]

...baby goats, still on the tit, taste unbelievably nice...and you can fit two in a decent sized roasting dish...or six three week old pigs fit the same dish...yum...

[FJRider]

...I guess the taste of white flesh didn't agree with them and they gave it up.

It DID agree with them. As did brown flesh.


However ... both the Brown and White flesh concerned ... objected to the prospect of being eaten. And did their best to avoid it.

[Oakie]

try some asian flavour. Those bitches love cock, cook a mean curry, generally fairly tidy. You just have to get used to the hello kitty stuffed toys EVERYWHERE.

Stuffing kitty with toys? Sounds fine to me.

[Oakie]

*In case anyone thinks I'm serious, I'm not. Wouldn't you get sick of just one furry triangle?

Dunno. You ever get sick of your hand?

[mashman]

It DID agree with them. As did brown flesh.


However ... both the Brown and White flesh concerned ... objected to the prospect of being eaten. And did their best to avoid it.

Musta been how the measles started.

It still occurs... just slightly differently .

[Akzle]

aww, this thread is so much rbjiafp.

I'm sure Thailand can export a few ladybois so the boredom won't set in...

The most obedient wife/girlfriend is one you can inflate to 35 psi, or so I've heard...

i prefer to drop the psi a bit... for more traction you understand.

You mean stealing, not wet.
Easy mistake to make

rbjiafp

True that but sadly you cant mod the wife like your old bike,can only imagine the answer if i suggested updating the mrs front end for a later model one.What about some aftermarket rims love?....

rbjiafp

Ive always been quite surprised how much you can wring out of a small well serviced stock '73 model though.

rbjiafp. but isn't '73 considered a 'classic' nowadays?

Yeah except they blow up like fucking balloons when they get the taste for cheese, full milk and pies.

yeah but you're a fat americunt, so noone gives a fuck about your continent, we just wish you'd ALL stay on it.

[Akzle]

Stuffing kitty with toys? Sounds fine to me.

i knew a girl called Kitty once. well, her name was actually Constance, but she was working so she could fund her way through college...

mate, she could serve a ping pong ball that even a chinese guy couldn't hit.

rbjiafp.

[yokel]

try some asian flavour. Those bitches love cock, cook a mean curry, generally fairly tidy. You just have to get used to the hello kitty stuffed toys EVERYWHERE.

I'm going for Asian flavor, specifically Cambodian.
As soon as Immigration give the ok I'll be going back over to get her.

[Akzle]

I'm going for Asian flavor, specifically Cambodian.
As soon as Immigration give the ok I'll be going back over to get her.

sorry cuz. she's faking it.

there used to be a doctor on this site.... scissorhands. he'd tell you all about her eyebrows.