I need a wife.

**madbikeboy** · 4th April 2015, 17:44

Originally Posted by PrincessBandit

My theories on the lack of volunteers are (1) a bloke with a hot wife won't want to let you share; (2) the guys who loiter on this site like you too much to punish you with someone who didn't last in the relationship game with them (for whatever reason); (3) the foxes here are onto you and refuse to be "volunteered"; (4) the rest of us are enjoying being entertained by your efforts (once you catch your unsuspecting prize we will have to turn to lesser fare in the entertainment stakes such as, oh I don't know, all the titting and tatting going on elsewhere).

How'm I doing?

Yeah, I'm having fun entertaining y'all. It's a fun thread in a sea of not much fun threads.

**madbikeboy** · 4th April 2015, 17:47

Originally Posted by mashman

I would prefer an auction site to a thread.

You can't sell people on auction sites in NZ. But we're talking about auctioning a woman, which isn't like a real person…*

*This sentence is purely for the shits and giggles and for stirring the pot some. If this sentence offends anyone, I apologise. LOL.

**98tls** · 4th April 2015, 17:51

Originally Posted by mashman

I would prefer an auction site to a thread.

No need all the secondhand stuff ends up on display in New Plymouth,tis like a large brothel with all you can eat for...well nothing.

**mashman** · 4th April 2015, 20:58

Originally Posted by madbikeboy

You can't sell people on auction sites in NZ. But we're talking about auctioning a woman, which isn't like a real person…*

*This sentence is purely for the shits and giggles and for stirring the pot some. If this sentence offends anyone, I apologise. LOL.

How disgustingly demeaning! However the wife does make an awesome hat stand. You can sell hat stands yeah

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