When did bikers become so fucken soft?

[mossy1200]

Was out riding in the pissing rain doing skids and wheelies today, I feel secure in myself. You are welcome to go fuck yourself anytime.

Wont your bike do skids in the dry?

[husaberg]

Problem with bikers these days is there is to much attention and not enough whoring............
I haven't included a quote................

[Drew]

Wont your bike do skids in the dry?

Depends on too many variables to answer.

[gammaguy]

Another thing that has changed in motorcycling in this e generation is resourcefulness.
Some pathetic faggot tourist breaks a clutch cable in the middle of buttfuck nowhere recently.
Instead of getting resourceful & creating a fix with what was available locally in the absence of a local dealer, he gets resourceful & googles who the fuck he can get a bludge off, ends up on here & some lovely bloke (sorry unstuck) travels for ages to bail his sorry ass vagina out.

An ass vagina

That sounds gay as

[Luckylegs]

Sounded more equidae if you ask me

[Banditbandit]

I've been riding like an arsehole since the late eighties. Must have been early nineties.

Seesh - I've apparently been doing it since the early 1970s ... I sorta started to slow down in the late 1980s ..

Ah.

I am a raging glee fan.

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I can understand that - lots of nubile young women in tight sweaters ... (I only watch the advertising trailers ...)

yeah a hard arse biker would be double quarter pounder with cheese

Naaa ... double bacon and egg burger ... don't hold the grease ...

This looks more and more like a thread of people who haven't noticed that they have just crossed the threshold from 'not that young anymore' to 'old guy bitching about the young'.

'Listen up sonny, back in my day the ships were wooden and the men were iron....'

And we al rode '66 350 Jawas ...

I had my gumboots on, not my hiking boots.

You have gumboots AND hiking boots .. sheeesh ... things are looking a mite civilized in Gore these days ..

There is a hole in my bucket Dear Liza, Dear Liza there's a hole in my bucket ....

Well fuck it dear Liza dear Liza dear Liza .. fuck it ...

They got old and now spend time looking for which room they left the laptop in.

Fixed that for ya ...

[willytheekid]

MEH!, Your all fuckin softys!


...I see it every toy run (You also have the biggest hearts of most tough fucks Ive ever met)

them the facts fuckers!...Im off to pull wheelies and speed..."slightly"...cos Im also a softy!

[Littleman]

Got a forecourt attendant to help me pick up the FXR once. She was cute too.

[yokel]

If you haven't killed yourself yet, you're fucking poofter!

[caseye]

MEH!, Your all fuckin softys!


...I see it every toy run (You also have the biggest hearts of most tough fucks Ive ever met)

them the facts fuckers!...Im off to pull wheelies and speed..."slightly"...cos Im also a softy!

Noice one Willy!
Wot he said.

[mashman]

MEH!, Your all fuckin softys!

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
...I see it every toy run (You also have the biggest hearts of most tough fucks Ive ever met)

them the facts fuckers!...Im off to pull wheelies and speed..."slightly"...cos Im also a softy!

Why aren't they used as riot police?

[mossy1200]

Why aren't they used as riot police?

Mr Blobby responds to bar brawls?

[Berries]

Why aren't they used as riot police?

Their heads split open a bit too easily.

[willytheekid]

Mr Blobby responds to bar brawls?

Hope not!...he can't fight for shit!

[mashman]

Mr Blobby responds to bar brawls?

heh... more than likely starts 'em.

Their heads split open a bit too easily.

Give 'em a helmet and teach 'em to step sideways. That way t perp will knee cap themselves. Fuckin too hard basket gets filled waaaaaaaay too easily these days.