Maori hug?

**Big Dave** · 19th September 2005, 20:49

So I played my first competitive game of basketball for a long time tonight - at Otara near the MIT. I was the only white guy playing. loved it.
Did alright too for a rusty old bugger 16pts and a swag of boards. But what to do at the end of the game?

All the boys came up grabbed my hand, cupped it and lowered the shoulder sort of 'bump into you' style.

Just wondering, is it culturally correct for whitey to do the same back? I'm down with it.

**Coyote** · 19th September 2005, 20:52

Depends on the 'whitey'. I would never get away with something like that

**SPORK** · 19th September 2005, 20:57

Yeah, I for one would bust a cap in his ass.

But I'm sure you're gangsta enough! Peace out, nigga

**Big Dave** · 19th September 2005, 21:04

Originally Posted by OMGWTFBBQ

But I'm sure you're gangsta enough!

yeah sure - all aussies called 'Dave' are way hood.

**Hitcher** · 19th September 2005, 21:04

Originally Posted by OMGWTFBBQ

Yeah, I for one would bust a cap in his ass.

If you insist on using your hatted head as a donkey suppository. Big head, small sphincter. Makes sense...

**froggyfrenchman** · 19th September 2005, 21:07

i just run for the hills

**Suney** · 19th September 2005, 21:43

a common reply to these homeboys is to pose like this

**John** · 19th September 2005, 21:52

actually, I would have hit you with the nearest pole and taken your wallet thats what my definition of maori hug is, and it is PC!

**SPORK** · 19th September 2005, 22:10

Originally Posted by Big Dave

yeah sure - all aussies called 'Dave' are way hood.

You had better believe it.

Originally Posted by Hitcher

If you insist on using your hatted head as a donkey suppository. Big head, small sphincter. Makes sense...

Seriously, how many times a day do you do a KB search for "ass"? Just wondering. And the use of "ass" was purely intentional. In fact, after writing the A, I decided to plunge in and go for gold. With the desired effect, as it appears.

LOL!

Arse arse arse arse. BDOTGNZA!

**Big Dave** · 19th September 2005, 22:18

Originally Posted by John

actually, I would have hit you with the nearest pole

You know about Alexander Graham Bell - invented the telephone.
Do you know the story of Alexander Graham Kawolski?

The first telephone Pole.

**Big Dave** · 19th September 2005, 22:22

Originally Posted by OMGWTFBBQ

And the use of "ass" was purely intentional.

I think it's a contextual thing - If i'm talking hoops or matters 'merican, then ass i will utter - hitched be damned.

If it's a local matter then arse is what should be kicked.