Maori hug?

[Biff]

Ali G. Hmmm, somehow his DVD ended up in my collection this week :spudwhat:

Alongside da punnani DVDs?

[Sniper]

Alongside da punnani DVDs?

And most the hardcore pornography from Germany. There was this one of these two HUGE black guys who managed to squeeze themselves into a tiny box.

[chris]

typical French....

The whole of France once surrendered after two German tourists stopped to ask directions in a Paris street.

[Postie]

The whole of France once surrendered after two German tourists stopped to ask directions in a Paris street.

still i like the new french flag, a white cross on a white background

[chris]

Sorry Dave, we have gone a bit off topic.

[Postie]

The whole of France once surrendered after two German tourists stopped to ask directions in a Paris street.

Chris, what's the difference betwenn a piece of toast and a frenchman???

[chris]

I don't know, what is the difference between a piece of toast and a Frenchman?

[Postie]

I don't know, what is the difference between a piece of toast and a Frenchman?

you can make soldiers out of toast

[chris]

you can make soldiers out of toast

Boom boom!

[jrandom]

Basketballers have always had the coolest shit.

Maybe its some sort of convective effect. Mine tends to come out at body temperature.

They identify with music that tells of the disenfranchised, displaced and the anger about it.

Poor wee buggers.

Also bullshit.

They're 'identifying' with stupidity and testosterone-fuelled animalism. Black ghetto society, as espoused in the jigga-boo rhymes, is a grown-up version of Lord of the Flies. Just less pasty in complexion. The in-duh-lecktual degradation of your average subscriber to hip-hop mores locks them right into the quest to be the alpha male of the local monkey pack and the regular 'dancing to the drums' that accompanies such. The native females appear to support and encourage this behavior with the homo sapiens equivalent of swollen baboon rumps.

Perhaps that's why they breed so prolifically.

[kerryg]

They're 'identifying' with stupidity and testosterone-fuelled animalism. Black ghetto society, as espoused in the jigga-boo rhymes, is a grown-up version of Lord of the Flies. Just less pasty in complexion. The in-duh-lecktual degradation of your average subscriber to hip-hop mores locks them right into the quest to be the alpha male of the local monkey pack and the regular 'dancing to the drums' that accompanies such. The native females appear to support and encourage this behavior with the homo sapiens equivalent of swollen baboon rumps.

Perhaps that's why they breed so prolifically.

Jeez mate...don't pull your punches...tell us what you really think!!!

[Big Dave]

Sorry Dave, we have gone a bit off topic.

Bothers me not.

[Big Dave]

Also bullshit.

Possibly so - I'm the stranger in the strange land here.

I will add that my experience is arseholes are arseholes no matter what colour, race or religion they are and the same applies to good people.

There are 4 times as many dickheads in OZ as there are in NZ - because there are 4 times as many Aussies. Same applies to good carnts.

I reckon a lot of you get an impression of us from the disproportionate arsehole concentration feeding off kiwi tourists on the Gold Coast.

[Hitcher]

My liking for things piscine is increasing exponentially. And, perhaps simultaneously, my belief in reincarnation...

[jrandom]

piscine reincarnation...

requires the very best of karma, that does.