Pick up lines

NC · 25th September 2005, 11:02

These two worked for me when I used them.

I just shat my pants, can I get into yours?

Ever tripped over a stump? How about a root?

**White trash** · 25th September 2005, 11:11

Ever seen a goose fly backwards? How 'bout a shag?

**Patrick** · 25th September 2005, 11:31

Him - What winks and fucks like a Tiger?
Her - Dunno
Him - (Give a sleazy wink...)

Or reverse the him her thing...either way..

**ZorsT** · 25th September 2005, 13:30

I tried some pick up lines the other day

her first response was - quote - you got those off the fucking internet, fuck off. -

So I did.

**Sniper** · 25th September 2005, 19:00

Well done slip. You fair a HELL of a lot better than me. I got 3 slaps and had to run from one bar. But I won't tell you why

**GROOMER** · 25th September 2005, 19:41

Originally Posted by Slipstream

Just got back from the raging nightlife that is saturday in wellington.

The survey conducted resulted in the following (BTW Sniper, I have witnesses to these

)

Blue worked.....Red didn't....Green special mention....other didn't try.

That concludes my never-to-be-repeated-even-tho-I-had-massive-amounts-of-fun survey.

I especially liked when you used the "This face is leaving......" line on that H-O-T !! Blonde chick, and she actually gave you a kiss! What the fark!!

**parsley** · 25th September 2005, 19:56

If I said you had a beautiful body would you let me bounce up and down on it?

**ZorsT** · 25th September 2005, 20:17

If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

I may not be fred flintstone, but I sure could make your bed rock!

**Waylander** · 26th September 2005, 11:55

Originally Posted by GROOMER

I especially liked when you used the "This face is leaving......" line on that H-O-T !! Blonde chick, and she actually gave you a kiss! What the fark!!

You got that right. What the fuck!?!?

**Sniper** · 26th September 2005, 11:59

Originally Posted by Waylander

You got that right. What the fuck!?!?

And no-body got it on video.

**ManDownUnder** · 26th September 2005, 12:14

Originally Posted by bugjuice

I can do an english accent.. listen - Bond, James Bond... how's that?

Pretty good ... almost as if you lived there!

**ManDownUnder** · 26th September 2005, 12:21

Originally Posted by GROOMER

I especially liked when you used the "This face is leaving......" line on that H-O-T !! Blonde chick, and she actually gave you a kiss! What the fark!!

AND I WASN'T THERE?!?!?!?!?!?