Motherfucken cuisine. And shit.

[Akzle]

well, kb is sucking goat balls.
And i like all kinds of food.
So ill throw it out there to all wannabe chefs,
mainly whore d'oerves, simple dishes that are fucking awesome.
And i dont mean missionary-in-the-dark-because-its-thursday-anyway-fucking awesome. I mean her-on-all-fours-in-the-lounge-begging-for-an-ass-fucking awesome.

1) Avocado, halved, filled with cottage cheese and drizzled with worchestshire sauce and chloroform.

2) kamokamo, halved, scooped, stuffed with con-carne style mince and ground rohypnol, grilled with cheese

3) butter fried spinnach with chilli feta filo rolls in a panel van.

4) scallops with magic/shiitake mushrooms in white sauce

5) sushi and sake

No fondue..
Go.

[AllanB]

I just made a beaut bacon and egg pie. Hmmmm it was good.

[fridayflash]

sunday night burger king drive thru ftw!

[Akzle]

heart attacks:
boeri, cut to 6", sliced, filled with herbd puree kumara and cheese, wrapped in honey bacon with chilly flakes. Grilled.

[ellipsis]

...rock'n'roll followed by as much pussy as you can eat...

[AllanB]

...rock'n'roll followed by as much pussy as you can eat...

Best served with a side plate of chips and tomato sauce I reckon.

[mashman]

Blowjob, choc ice and chips. Why over complicate things.

[AllanB]

Blowjob, choc ice and chips. Why over complicate things.

One hopes you are the receiver not the giver ...........

[mashman]

One hopes you are the receiver not the giver ...........

that makes two of us.

[The Reibz]

Kingfish straight off the bone, or smoked, or fried...
Scallops marinaded in chili.
Just about anything from the sea...

[nallac]

Kingfish straight off the bone, or smoked, or fried...
Scallops marinaded in chili.
Just about anything from the sea...

H'mmm sounds good....

I made a wicked seafood chowder a lil while ago...Fuck it was nice better than any I've bought...and thats a lot...
Wanna make it again but it's the $60 worth of Seafood that went in.....

Last nights Tea was 6 Hour slow cooked Pork Shoulder roast, marinated for two days with Garlic, lemon juice and Paprika with xtra Garlic..
It was sooooooooo tender, fell apart getting it out of the roasting dish, simply melt in your mouth.......

[98tls]

H'mmm sounds good....

I made a wicked seafood chowder a lil while ago...Fuck it was nice better than any I've bought...and thats a lot...
Wanna make it again but it's the $60 worth of Seafood that went in.....

Last nights Tea was 6 Hour slow cooked Pork Shoulder roast, marinated for two days with Garlic, lemon juice and Paprika with xtra Garlic..
It was sooooooooo tender, fell apart getting it out of the roasting dish, simply melt in your mouth.......

mmm chowder,what went in?Gimme the recipe mate,start to finish,cheers.

[caspernz]

Keep it simple. Steak, eggs and chips. Funnily enough I'm the trucker in the house and this is the wifeys favourite dinner...go figure

[ellipsis]

...fish'n'chips from the little chippy on the corner of Springs Rd and Halswell Rd...

[Flip]

Thinly sliced venison back steaks and rice.