Man Tries to Pick-up Nasty Flight Attendant
A guy sitting at an airport bar in Atlanta noticed a beautiful woman sitting next to him. He thought to himself she must be a flight attendant....so gorgeous....which airline does she work for?
Hoping to gain her attention he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta slogan, "Love to fly and it shows?" She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself, not Delta.
A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned toward her again, "Something special in the air?
She gave him the same confused look. He mentally scratched American Airlines off the list.
Next, he tried the United slogan, "I would really love to fly your friendly skies?"
This time the woman savagely turned on him...."what the f**k do you want?"
The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair and said, "Ah ha! Air France
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
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Originally Posted by SpeedyGirl
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