Act my age?

**bugjuice** · 21st September 2005, 09:22

tell him to grow down! dagnamit.. I love doin that stuff (not boi racer shit tho) which is great fun.. I ain't gonna stop.

just remember (as said a thousands times) - growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional

**Sniper** · 21st September 2005, 09:23

Point taken.

**Sniper** · 21st September 2005, 09:34

Originally Posted by bugjuice

.

just remember (as said a thousands times) - growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional

Hey, I said that first

**zadok** · 21st September 2005, 10:01

...ahh...out of the mouth of Babes. Had a chuckle at that one.

**Biff** · 21st September 2005, 12:19

Originally Posted by Fish

biff being the studly handbrakeying studmuffin that he undoubtedly is

Have we met?

**yungatart** · 21st September 2005, 12:26

Never met a man yet who was all grown up-tis not the nature of the beast.(something to do with a "y" chromosome I think). I'd go so far as to say if it ever happened it would be a frek of nature, an aberration, no less.

**strayjuliet** · 21st September 2005, 12:30

Grow up he says: Grow up? You're fkn kidding me, if my kids er children ever told me to grow up I'd er um I'd... Well I dunno what I'd do, but I'd do something. Grow up? Hell no! I wont do it damnit!!! (

rant rave temper tantrum) (

Now i feel better.)

**jrandom** · 21st September 2005, 14:19

Originally Posted by Biff

Have we met?

fortunately not. I am sure that I would be unable to withstand certain temptations of the flesh should such an event transpire.

it's your 'bird that does it. I'm a sucker for a man with a Honda.

overt masculinity has always been a turn-off for me, you see.

**Sniper** · 21st September 2005, 14:21

Originally Posted by Fish

fortunately not. I am sure that I would be unable to withstand certain temptations of the flesh should such an event transpire.

it's your 'bird that does it. I'm a sucker for a man with a Honda.

overt masculinity has always been a turn-off for me, you see.

I thought a lady of your standards would be dubious of those who use possesions to attract you.

**jrandom** · 21st September 2005, 14:26

Originally Posted by Sniper

I thought a lady of your standards would be dubious of those who use possesions to attract you...

an opinion commonly formed by those not in a position to attract quality such as mine by means of possessions.

every woman has her price.

anyway, it's not biff's bird that I want. It's what ownership of it signifies about the chap himself; tender, caring, in touch with his feminine side, probably sniffles with the itchy-pain when he shaves his monthly chest fluff, and always ready with good advice on haircare products.

**Sniper** · 21st September 2005, 14:28

Originally Posted by Fish

anyway, it's not biff's bird that I want. It's what ownership of it signifies about the chap himself; tender, caring, in touch with his feminine side, probably sniffles with the itchy-pain when he shaves his monthly chest fluff, and always ready with good advice on haircare products.

Fortunatly Biff is not gay. Although I do believe he has the desire to become a lesbian.

**scumdog** · 21st September 2005, 14:28

As a responsible and rational upstanding member of society it behooves me to condemn such irresponsible and rash behaviour, what the hell were you thinking?
Goodness me, it is NOT the kind of behaviour I wish to be associated with and shudder to think how young Biff may have been emotionally scarred for life by you larrikin behaviour.

PS Until now I thought the term "pulling the hand-brake on" meant getting your missus to go on top when involved in a bit of rumpy-pumpy.....