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  1. 7th May 2015, 18:42 #16
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    I had a gay business partner (now deceased) about 15 years ago, he was the most honest straight up bloke you could ever know. He also didn't give a fuck wether you spent your Sundays asking your imaginary friend for forgiveness for being a bigoted asshole for the previous six days.
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    Quote Originally Posted by awa355 View Post
    Did Billy Connolly ever win his case against God?.
    If I recall correctly, he did.

    ...or something like that.
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    She must belong to the Westboro Baptist church
    "If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."


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  4. 7th May 2015, 22:03 #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by sidecar bob View Post
    I had a gay...partner...he was...straight up... blokes.... He also...fucked...my...big... asshole for the previous six days.
    couldnt resist, bob.
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  5. 8th May 2015, 08:04 #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    couldnt resist, bob.
    Wanker lol.
    I hope she starts by suing kiddy fiddling faggot Catholic preists & dosent just reserve her judgment only for people living happy & productive lives in openly gay relationships.
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    Why isn't this in the "Stupid World" thread?
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    Well how much is she suing us them for? I mean if we all chip in and give god 50c, it'll probably cover it.

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    Why isn't this in the "Stupid World" thread?
    Because it isn't one man's deranged ramblings against the financial system?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bogan View Post
    Because it isn't one man's deranged ramblings against the financial system?
    Good point, very well made.
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    She is more likely to get a bed in the funny farm than a hearing in court.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pritch View Post
    She is more likely to get a bed in the funny farm than a hearing in court.
    Not in the USA she won't. The extreme right wing 'Christian' Looney evangelist fringe is getting some serious traction... After all we are talking about a country that has outlawed teaching evolution in several states and has Senators that state the Obama is a Muslim and the second coming is nigh...
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