GIANT DEATH CLOUD OF MANGLING RADIATION PARTICLES COMING TO DESTROY US

[pyrocam]

http://tv.yahoo.com/news/wwn/20050912/112653720001.html

PLANET-DISSOLVING DUST CLOUD IS HEADED TOWARD EARTH!
Monday September 12, 2005

By MIKE FOSTER

CAMBRIDGE, Mass. -- Scared-stiff astronomers have detected a mysterious mass they've dubbed a "chaos cloud" that dissolves everything in its path, including comets, asteroids, planets and entire stars -- and it's headed directly toward Earth!

Discovered April 6 by NASA's Chandra X-ray Observatory, the swirling, 10 million-mile- wide cosmic dust cloud has been likened to an "acid nebula" and is hurtling toward us at close to the speed of light -- making its estimated time of arrival 9:15 a.m. EDT on June 1, 2014.

"The good news is that this finding confirms several cutting- edge ideas in theoretical physics," announced Dr. Albert Sherwinski, a Cambridge based astrophysicist with close ties to NASA.

"The bad news is that the total annihilation of our solar system is imminent."

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ICQ Chat this morning:
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Vertigo: 9:19:01 a.m.: http://tv.yahoo.com/news/wwn/20050912/112653720001.html
Vertigo: 9:19:04 a.m.: oh noes!@
Pyrocam: 9:20:55 a.m.: chur
checking now
Pyrocam: 9:21:10 a.m.: ahahahah LOL
Pyrocam: 9:23:17 a.m.: well at least we will be alive to watch it
Pyrocam: 9:23:25 a.m.: get your hazmat suits out fullas
Pyrocam: 9:23:33 a.m.: I wonder
Pyrocam: 9:23:53 a.m.: if people will sell like SUPER think and strong anti-giant-death cloud suits
Pyrocam: 9:24:13 a.m.: so people can hang a round a bit longer and watch earth geting eaten up by the acid shit
Pyrocam: 9:24:26 a.m.: and it could even have rocket boosters
Pyrocam: 9:24:49 a.m.: so if the suit survives the mangling-death-acid-pro-micro-particles
Pyrocam: 9:25:00 a.m.: you could fly around and watch it eat other stuff
Pyrocam: 9:25:03 a.m.: like the sun
Pyrocam: 9:25:26 a.m.: or raymond
Pyrocam: 9:25:46 a.m.: then you could fly off and settle down on another unsuspecting planet
Pyrocam: 9:26:14 a.m.: thereby spreading the flu to all of them and youve just killed off another worlds population
Pyrocam: 9:26:49 a.m.: so youd have to get back in your suit. put some banana skins in it (cos we all know from back to the future that thats what everything runs on)
Pyrocam: 9:27:02 a.m.: and perhaps go see whats been happening on earth
Pyrocam: 9:27:19 a.m.: maybe the acid didnt destroy it. just took the top layer off
Pyrocam: 9:27:35 a.m.: like some really good zit cream. the shit that makes your skin peel
Pyrocam: 9:27:43 a.m.: and then thers this whole new planet
Pyrocam: 9:27:53 a.m.: and theres freaking dinosaurs there! wow!
Pyrocam: 9:28:20 a.m.: unfortuantly the dinosaurs are also deathly allergic to the flu to and you kill them all off too
Pyrocam: 9:28:43 a.m.: ok Ive got to go stock up my bomb shelter now
Pyrocam: 9:28:51 a.m.: and look into patenting
Pyrocam: 9:29:06 a.m.: 'the death-cloud-protection-suit'
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[Sniper]

Jesus pyro. Yet another space invader story

[sAsLEX]

i am going to call bullshit on this

[**R1**]

So there wont be any new bikes for 2015 then...bugga

[InDeSkyz]

Cheers, today was pretty crappy - then I saw this.
Now I have that R.E.M song in my head ~it's the end of the world as we know it.. and i feel finnneeee~

[Wolf]

Good, finally we get to find out whether the Christians were right or wrong...


Bugger about the bikes, tho' - at my current budget, 2015 would be about when I could afford one...

[bugjuice]

so, should I run around like a headless chicken now and shag everything in sight and thrash the tits off my bike and not pay for fuel..?? Since we only have 10 more years left..
but then what if it misses us and shoots past? then what will I do?






carry on I guess.

[strayjuliet]

Future self june 1st 2014: I wonder what i should do today? Oh yes I know...




try to take over the world

[Eurodave]

Well ,theres only one thing left to do then:

Bend down

put your head between your legs

& kiss your ass goodbye!

[bugjuice]

Well ,theres only one thing left to do then:

Bend down

put your head between your legs

& kiss your ass goodbye!

don't be doin dat in front of me..

is it gonna sting? Should I put some SPF80 on?

[Postie]

its easy, we all just need to hold up a lighter, when i have a dedly gas cloud , i just light it and puuuf , gone and some entertainment to boot

[Marmoot]

He demonstrated that information about objects that have been sucked in can be emitted in mangled form.

"It now appears that mangled information can distort matter.

Sounds like he is talking more about our government....

[oldrider]

Three score years and ten = seventy. The expected lifetime of homo sapien males!

Ten years from now I will be 76, my quota plus 6 bonus years! Made it!

Seems the only problem I have got now is the Christian question. Hmmmmm? John.

[N4CR]

Hmmmm we shall have to see if the cloud can slow down after travelling 10 light years or so, and wether it is actually real or not. Could be a big conspiracy theory to get everyone turning christian

I would like to see more scientific proof and experiments done on it before I will take it seriously. Remember that comet that was supposed to hit us in 2019.. it was re-calculated to miss.

If it is real... lets just say there won't be just one ghost rider

[placidfemme]

So there wont be any new bikes for 2015 then...bugga

eh that does suck...

But at least we all get to die at the same time...

and what does this say about the theory about God and the end times and such... hmmm.. one or the other is incorrect