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  1. 21st September 2005, 11:21 #1
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    Red face never say to a cop!

    1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
    2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
    3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
    4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 145 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
    5. Are You Andy or Barney?
    6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
    7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
    8. I pay your salary!
    9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
    10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
    11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
    cars around.. That's how far ahead of me they are.
    12. When the Officer says "Gee Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
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  2. 21st September 2005, 11:33 #2
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    Those are OLD...... But still good.
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  3. 21st September 2005, 11:34 #3
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    or wave a doughnut around and say: here boy, go.... fetch!!
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  4. 21st September 2005, 11:41 #4
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    How about...... Catch me if you can.
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  5. 21st September 2005, 11:50 #5
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  6. 21st September 2005, 11:54 #6
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    No no no its TAG
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  7. 21st September 2005, 12:01 #7
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    lol.........
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  8. 21st September 2005, 12:03 #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper
    No no no its TAG
    no no no no.. it's TIG..
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  9. 21st September 2005, 12:27 #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Red headed Vixen
    1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
    Actually they usually ask you to hold thier beer while they write up the ticket.

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  10. 21st September 2005, 12:50 #10
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    Police eating donuts? That's just a myth - surely.
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  11. 21st September 2005, 12:52 #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by bugjuice
    no no no no.. it's TIG..
    It must be TAG. What does TIG mean?
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  12. 21st September 2005, 12:58 #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Biff
    Police eating donuts? That's just a myth - surely.
    Trust you to have evidence.
    Seriously they are bloody funny.
    Might try some next time I get pulled over...


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  14. 21st September 2005, 13:12 #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by spudchucka
    Those are OLD...... But still good.
    Yep. My favourite has always been #12.
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  15. 21st September 2005, 13:15 #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper
    It must be TAG. What does TIG mean?
    what does TAG mean?
    TAG is what it's called, TIG is what you shout
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