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    Caption this: Forkinass


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    His employer stated: "Lucky he didn't get the sack.".
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    Make sure he is not nearby before fucking the farmers daughter

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    Fork that! What a pain in the arse!


    Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

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    He must be very accident prong...I mean prone.
    Only a Rat can win a Rat Race!

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    Jeepers what a prick of a thing to happen.
    On a Motorcycle you're penetrating distance, right along with the machine!! In a car you're just a spectator, the windshields like a TV!!

    'Life's Journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out! Shouting, ' Holy sh!t... What a Ride!! '

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    That ass got a damn good forkin
    On a Motorcycle you're penetrating distance, right along with the machine!! In a car you're just a spectator, the windshields like a TV!!

    'Life's Journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out! Shouting, ' Holy sh!t... What a Ride!! '

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    Quote Originally Posted by Black Knight View Post
    Make sure he is not nearby before fucking the farmers daughter
    heh... I think he got the point and am kinda surprised he didn't soil himself.
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    I haven't got tine for this...

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    That a-hole is off limits someone else has already staked a claim......



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    Use the fork to shift the piles they said.



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    Pick what you want and fork out for it they said.



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    Quote Originally Posted by husaberg View Post
    That a-hole is off limits someone else has already staked a claim......
    Couldn't handle it though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by husaberg View Post
    Use the fork to shift the piles they said.
    Was that their pitch?

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    First thing he said after insertion.

    Take it out I can't handle it.



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