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    Quote Originally Posted by husaberg View Post
    Pick what you want and fork out for it they said.

    I can dig it.

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    Doctor......... I have a sharp pain in my arse.



    Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken

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    Quote Originally Posted by husaberg View Post
    First thing he said after insertion.

    Take it out I can't handle it.
    Already did it you're busted. Stand by for Gremlin...

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    Stick a fork in him....... he's dumb



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    Quote Originally Posted by husaberg View Post
    Doctor......... I have a sharp pain in my arse.

    Doctor said "Son you'll just feel a small prick"
    On a Motorcycle you're penetrating distance, right along with the machine!! In a car you're just a spectator, the windshields like a TV!!

    'Life's Journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out! Shouting, ' Holy sh!t... What a Ride!! '

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reckless View Post
    Doctor said "Son you'll just feel a small prick"
    Yeah, Axzle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zedder View Post
    Already did it you're busted. Stand by for Gremlin...
    She asked if I was down for it but she must have forked up.


    Quote Originally Posted by Reckless View Post
    Doctor said "Son you'll just feel a small prick"
    Odd because that's exactly what Axel said to the urologist.



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    Cool weekend story for work on Monday he has it in Spades



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    Someone's going to be forking out some piles of cash.



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    I know an easier way to find a needle in a haystack he said.



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    Heaps of people are tuning in to see how this turns out.



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    On a brighter note his bottom burbs now had perfect pitch

    (see what it did there)



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    If everyone pitches in we wont have to work our arse off.

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    Making hay where the sun don't shine.....



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    Even though it seemed odd, Bob never took his partner's Welsh accent into account before granting what he thought was a strange request.
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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