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    His first day on the job Cletus noticed the old hands using the tools as somewhere to sit on smoko. Somewhere I think he got the wrong end of the stick.


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    Dave went to the whore house as he wanted to try some anal sex - the girl said she was willing but insisted on giving him a poke up his arse first ..............

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    Rectal Prictology

    Forking out for some cheap ass

    Redneck DP sex

    Poking around the ring

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    Police are approaching this ass-ault with four separate lines of enquiry.

    Police are remaining tight lipped regarding the investigation but believe given tine they will get to the bottom of it.

    Victim freely admits prior to the Incident he was being cheeky.



    Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken

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    Pin the tail on the Honda Rider.
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    After weeks of verbal titillation & foreplay Husaberg & Axzle finally got around to Forking

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    Piercings, the country way.

    Escape from Rimutaka prison wasn't as easy as Bob was led to believe.
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    Caught dogging Greg was unable to reach the safety of his get away Honda before the angry mob caught him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by T.W.R View Post
    After weeks of verbal titillation & foreplay Husaberg & Axzle finally got around to Forking

    It's not his fault if Axhole said "I take it up the arse".

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    Luke I said use the force not the fork to lift you into that tree.

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    Police are concerned that it doesn't appear to be a open and shut case.
    The victim motioned when approached by the ambulance crews
    He later said don't worry I got the prick.



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    A gayman's chastity device

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zedder View Post
    It's not his fault if Axhole said "I take it up the arse".
    And how come you know akzles's arse just by looking at it been there done that, & made a deposit or two huh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by T.W.R View Post
    And how come you know akzles's arse just by looking at it been there done that, & made a deposit or two huh?
    Lol, not at all and nothing to do with visual identification. You're the one who wrote about forking and I know husaberg would certainly be the one doing the actual pitch forking.

    Incidently, your earlier post number 33, suggests a higher than normal interest in this type of thing...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zedder View Post
    Lol, not at all and nothing to do with visual identification. You're the one who wrote about forking and I know husaberg would certainly be the one doing the actual pitch forking.

    Incidently, your earlier post number 33, suggests a higher than normal interest in this type of thing...

    think the old chocolate starfish was winking at ya

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