Forkinass

[husaberg]

Some of you are posting the same puns twice. Sharpen up...

police are planning a multi pronged approach based on two separate lines of inquiry
but they still require assistance

[Gadget1]

police are planning a multi pronged approach based on two separate lines of inquiry
but they still require assistance

What other tools are available to them? I can see a fair bit of spadework involved before they get to the bottom of things.

[husaberg]

What other tools are available to them? I can see a fair bit of spadework involved before they get to the bottom of things.

If you look closely at the pic you will see the tide is about to turn

[Gadget1]

If you look closely at the pic you will see the tide is about to turn

Yep, no pussy footing around.

[george formby]

A chronic alcoholic from the Garden of England claims to have been cured overnight after falling asleep in a mulch pile on the way home from his local pub, The Cheeky Cutler.
He was quoted as saying " It was fast, like forked lightning."

[Zedder]

Yep, no pussy footing around.

They'll still have to work gingerly though.

[george formby]

Maggie Barry catches husband plowing the wrong furrow.

[Laava]

Fork toss at gay highland games goes horribly wrong.

[husaberg]

Ever feel you may be forking out too much on acupuncture.

[george formby]

OSH probe into tine design after spike in bum imports.

[Maha]

Bishop Tamaki follows up money pic with this.

[buggerit]

source of whistling farts discovered

[george formby]

Bishop Tamaki follows up money pic with this.

That's a new pitch to get them to fork out.

[240]

News Flash!!
Yamaha executives furious at leaked picture of the soon to revealed revamped tuning fork emblem for their motorcycles!.
Speaking from his Tokyo office vice president fucthathurtmiarse insisted that it is not the upcoming emblem but merely a photo from a recent NZ Labour party conference in the South Island.
When this reporter attempted to contact the South Island Labour party office headquarters in a shearing shed in Canterbury he was told "I cain't talks about this event and anyways the person who can writes is away judging a mullet competition in Christchurch"
More to come as events unfold