Black boxes in 4 wheel drives...

**Sparky Mark** · 21st September 2005, 15:04

Auto makers have installed black boxes in four-wheel drive vehicles and pick-up trucks in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash.

They were surprised to find that in most countries the last words of drivers in 61.2 per cent of fatal crashes were translated as, "Oh, Sh*t!"
Only Australia was different, where 89.3 percent of the final words were: "Hold my beer and watch this!"

**WRT** · 21st September 2005, 16:18

See, in NZ, we dont ask a mate to hold our beer - we know it aint gonna come back!

And if some one does ask you to hold their drink while they tie their shoe lace, watch out - you just got suckered . . . sharpen up!

**Wolf** · 21st September 2005, 21:50

Originally Posted by Sparky Mark

The urethra in the average human penis is twisted a quarter turn to the right to 'rifle' the urine and force it to spin, allowing it to be aimed. I appear not to have this.

Remind me never to stand next to you at the urinal.