More stupidity in NZ self entitled customer-ship and shit

[I'm old Grey!]

Had some self entitled asshole come into my store the other day looking for a Go-Pro. In the handicap space he parked an old dilapidated excuse for a Kawasaki with what looked like a bi-pedal angus heifer on bitch, so I instantly knew he was going to be a tightwad asshole on anything but the shopping bill but I like to treat customers fairly so was only happy to try help whn he pea-cocked himself over to my department
The smell of poor hygiene due to frugal use of single ply toilet paper and pumice soap got stronger as he got closer and it was a fucking struggle to keep the Quail sandwiches I just ate down
He demanded to see the GoPro's and then told me he only wanted to pay the sale price. I told him there was no sale price as they weren't on sale, which was pretty obvious to anyone but this guy. He told me he was to lazy to buy them when he first saw them on sale but wanted me to sell it to him for the sale price from last week with some free 'sticky bits' or else he would buy elsewhere.
Thank fuck!
Fuckin almoist breathed a sigh of relief, but that meant would of had to take a big breath of his self righteous shitnado cunt perfume afterwards so held it in and said 'OK, have a great day Sirs.'
What is it with buyers in this country being such utter retards? Just because you have some money in your pocket doesn't mean you can be the worlds biggest asshole and have me suck your dick for a the fiver in your wallet or discount my commission for you
Do people come and ask you to work for half price for the next few hours in your profession?
Sold the next one that day for 50% off to someone who didn't even ask (which came out of my wages, but it's OK because I actually semi retired when I was 33 and just do this because I like people) ha!

[sidecar bob]

Yep, losers always want someone else to suck it up to make their lives easier.
Came back from lunch yesterday & some dopey bitch had parked her car right in the middle of my driveway, I heard her saying to my bloke, "something is wrong with my car" to which I called out, "yeah, its parked right in the middle of my fuckin driveway" "oh, is there something else wrong with it too?"
Apparently it needed a new battery at $140, but "oh no, I cant pay that much for it because im too broke, you will have to cut me a deal, or im going to have to get it somewhere else"
Ok dopey loser that has never spent a cent with me ever before, you better fuck off & do just that.

[scott411]

Had some self entitled asshole come into my store the other day looking for a Go-Pro. In the handicap space he parked an old dilapidated excuse for a Kawasaki with what looked like a bi-pedal angus heifer on bitch, so I instantly knew he was going to be a tightwad asshole on anything but the shopping bill but I like to treat customers fairly so was only happy to try help whn he pea-cocked himself over to my department
The smell of poor hygiene due to frugal use of single ply toilet paper and pumice soap got stronger as he got closer and it was a fucking struggle to keep the Quail sandwiches I just ate down
He demanded to see the GoPro's and then told me he only wanted to pay the sale price. I told him there was no sale price as they weren't on sale, which was pretty obvious to anyone but this guy. He told me he was to lazy to buy them when he first saw them on sale but wanted me to sell it to him for the sale price from last week with some free 'sticky bits' or else he would buy elsewhere.
Thank fuck!
Fuckin almoist breathed a sigh of relief, but that meant would of had to take a big breath of his self righteous shitnado cunt perfume afterwards so held it in and said 'OK, have a great day Sirs.'
What is it with buyers in this country being such utter retards? Just because you have some money in your pocket doesn't mean you can be the worlds biggest asshole and have me suck your dick for a the fiver in your wallet or discount my commission for you
Do people come and ask you to work for half price for the next few hours in your profession?
Sold the next one that day for 50% off to someone who didn't even ask (which came out of my wages, but it's OK because I actually semi retired when I was 33 and just do this because I like people) ha!

welcome to the retail world of dealerships in NZ, can;t say i miss that type of customer,

i am suprised the dipshit has not come on here to run you down yet,

[Stirts]

Had some self entitled asshole come into my store the other day looking for a Go-Pro.

he parked an old dilapidated excuse for a Kawasaki with what looked like a bi-pedal angus heifer on bitch

he was going to be a tightwad asshole on anything but the shopping bill

poor hygiene due to frugal use of single ply toilet paper and pumice soap got stronger as he got closer and it was a fucking struggle to keep the Quail sandwiches I just ate down

He demanded to see the GoPro's and then told me he only wanted to pay the sale price.

Fuckin almoist breathed a sigh of relief, but that meant would of had to take a big breath of his self righteous shitnado cunt perfume afterwards so held it in and said 'OK, have a great day Sirs.'

Full of awesome ... let us see how long it takes ....

Sold the next one that day for 50% off to someone who didn't even ask (which came out of my wages, but it's OK because I actually semi retired when I was 33 and just do this because I like people) ha!

CHOICE!!!!

[frogfeaturesFZR]

Full of awesome ... see how long it takes ....






CHOICE!!!!

Yip, loved the original Go Pro post !
Wait, I'll just grab a beer and some chips.....

[Stirts]

Yip, loved the original Go Pro post !
Wait, I'll just grab a beer and some chips.....

Bitch please, there is no room on this couch...unless you bring dip too!!

[5ive]

[swarfie]

Yep, losers always want someone else to suck it up to make their lives easier.
Came back from lunch yesterday & some dopey bitch had parked her car right in the middle of my driveway, I heard her saying to my bloke, "something is wrong with my car" to which I called out, "yeah, its parked right in the middle of my fuckin driveway" "oh, is there something else wrong with it too?"
Apparently it needed a new battery at $140, but "oh no, I cant pay that much for it because im too broke, you will have to cut me a deal, or im going to have to get it somewhere else"
Ok dopey loser that has never spent a cent with me ever before, you better fuck off & do just that.

Not about retail, but PMSL the other day when some bitch picking her snot nosed kids up from school parks in my neighbours drive. He comes home and parks behind her, locks up and is walking away just as she comes around the corner with her whanau in tow. Gave her a big serve when she asked where he was going....and carries on around to our place for a 10 minute social chat about nothing in particular. Told me latter she was pretty hot under the collar by the time he got home. Bet she never parks there again

[Swoop]

Bitch please, there is no room on this couch...unless you bring dip too!!

I've got the bowl of guacamole, so move over!

[Stirts]

I've got the bowl of guacamole, so move over!

Holy guacamole!!! C'mere bebe!!

[willytheekid]

...make some room you lot, I got the beersies!

ohhh, nice!...guacamole! (gets comfy)

[george formby]

Bitch please, there is no room on this couch...unless you bring dip too!!

I've got pizza and a bean bag. May I?

[Reckless]

Had some self entitled asshole come into my store the other day looking for a Go-Pro.!

Gold! Pure KB gold, Thanks for the laugh

i am surprised the dipshit has not come on here to run you down yet,

Ha Scotty I doubt Mr Gaynor will enter the fray considering how his apposing thread went

Unless of coarse its himself as "I'm old grey" and has learnt to laugh at himself

[Stirts]

I've got pizza and a bean bag. May I?

Don't you know anything...

[willytheekid]

Don't you know anything...

Nope!...but I DO know what Im getting my mates kids for xmas now (Thanks Stirts! )