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  1. 5th June 2015, 09:09 #1
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    Oh snap!

    Quote Originally Posted by Stuff.co.nz
    Alan Parke was rushed to hospital after an agonising accident during sex with his girlfriend Clarissa Cairns, 22, the Irish Daily Mirror reports.

    "We were just having sex.

    "All of a sudden I heard something snap. I've never known pain like this, it was absolutely excruciating," Parke said.
    http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/lo...nis-during-sex


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    Irish??? - He sounds more like an Aussie bleeder! - Our friends across the ditch will anxious to top that one! -
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    Quote Originally Posted by EJK View Post
    http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/lo...nis-during-sex
    That's hardly the sort of thing 95% of kb members have to worry about.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nodrog View Post
    That's hardly the sort of thing 95% of kb members have to worry about.
    I am a member of that 5%... it's happened once in conjunction with a bed breaking, t'was sore (no blood), but suddenly made the thing straight (which was highly amusing if not somewhat painful). We decided to fuck it back into shape. Worked a treat too and we eventually got used to sleeping on a hill.
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