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    Quote Originally Posted by TheDemonLord View Post
    I am going to now take a tip toe out of the area from which I can reasonably argue and suggest that the technicality of 'it will probably kill them' vs the saying 'it will definitely kill them' is both how they avoid intent and also sleep easy at night.
    Yeah, you should probably stick to your computer games.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mashman View Post
    But female sperm whales don't shoot blanks. I now know the perfect man to perform any insemination protocols that are employed.
    dude the hormones make the males impotent too its like science shit................Get yourself a prescription and we will see if your wee willy winky wont work well...........
    PS I would be a great opportunity to see if the Axel can indeed breath underwater for long periods.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    Reminds of a backpackers we saw down Dunners way few years ago
    I heard Greenpeace and PETA were clubbing to death Minke whales.



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    And I heard Katman is going to be the next UN SecGen. Which would be an awesomely perfect fit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RDJ View Post
    And I heard Katman is going to be the next UN SecGen. Which would be an awesomely perfect fit.
    At least he won't need to wax his legs. It would be hilarious sitting in on the psychometric test.



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    this is a good thread to follow on the night shift, waiting for calls to come in from other time zones... I am already prepped for bizarre queries thanks to Katman!


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    Quote Originally Posted by husaberg View Post
    dude the hormones make the males impotent too its like science shit................Get yourself a prescription and we will see if your wee willy winky wont work well...........
    PS I would be a great opportunity to see if the Axel can indeed breath underwater for long periods.
    Bet they know it too, hence beachings. If it ain't broke, there ain't no need for me to fix it.
    No one can breathe underwater for 7 days.
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mashman View Post
    Bet they know it too, hence beachings. If it ain't broke, there ain't no need for me to fix it.
    No one can breathe underwater for 7 days.
    Those buggers refloating those whales are just starving the seagulls.
    As for underwater breathing I am willing to bet Axel can, I would also be glad to be proven wrong.



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    Quote Originally Posted by husaberg View Post
    Those bugger refloating those whales are just starving the seagulls.
    As for underwater breathing I am willing to bet Axel can, I would also be glad to be proven wrong.
    The refuse dumps get a bit full if they're busy with the whales.
    Aye, that cunt's smart enough to figure anything out... it'd be fun watching you wait.
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mashman View Post
    The refuse dumps get a bit full if they're busy with the whales.
    Aye, that cunt's smart enough to figure anything out... it'd be fun watching you wait.
    Those whales are just fish with better PR I bet they are not even toilet trained
    I have a long attention span I bet I could wait him out.



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    Quote Originally Posted by RDJ View Post
    And I heard Katman is going to be the next UN SecGen. Which would be an awesomely perfect fit.
    It's fancy dress and he's is going dressed as a Whale penis, or a Dork as it is more commonly known.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    It's fancy dress and he's is going dressed as a Whale penis, or a Dork as it is more commonly known.



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    Quote Originally Posted by husaberg View Post
    Those whales are just fish with better PR I bet they are not even toilet trained
    I have a long attention span I bet I could wait him out.
    True. Mammals my arse, you look like a big fish, you swim like a big fish, you're just a big fuckin fish.
    I guarantee you could, coz moron is easy.
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mashman View Post
    True. Mammals my arse, you look like a big fish, you swim like a big fish, you're just a big fuckin fish.
    I guarantee you could, coz moron is easy.
    I doubt axel get much opportunity to sleep around with the non caprine mammilla.
    But he could sleep with the fishes I would even dig into my pockets for some new boots for him. That's a concrete offer you can bank on it.



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    Quote Originally Posted by mashman View Post
    True. Mammals my arse, you look like a big fish, you swim like a big fish, you're just a big fuckin fish.
    I guarantee you could, coz moron is easy.
    They don't swim like fish, their tales go up/down rather than side to side.

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