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  1. 23rd September 2005, 19:19 #31
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    I thought he meant jelly...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher
    I thought he meant jelly...
    jelly.... mud... all the same cept you can't see through mud... lol so yeah jelly is better I guess
    I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fish
    can you insure dicks?
    How much would you insure them for? Most men would value them as priceless but that's not much good to an insurance company. Maybe we should ask ladies who have enjoyed the pleasure for estimates?
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    Quote Originally Posted by parsley
    How much would you insure them for? Most men would value them as priceless but that's not much good to an insurance company. Maybe we should ask ladies who have enjoyed the pleasure for estimates?
    Ask Mr John Bobbit... after he lost his... wonder how much, he insured his for after it was chopped off.... bet his insurers have made him make sure, that no sharp knifes are anywhere near him now...
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    Quote Originally Posted by crashe
    Ask Mr John Bobbit... after he lost his... wonder how much, he insured his for after it was chopped off.... bet his insurers have made him make sure, that no sharp knifes are anywhere near him now...
    and definitely no timed events .....
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    Quote Originally Posted by crashe
    Ask Mr John Bobbit... after he lost his... wonder how much, he insured his for after it was chopped off.... bet his insurers have made him make sure, that no sharp knifes are anywhere near him now...
    Who's John Bobbit?
    I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing

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    Quote Originally Posted by placidfemme
    Who's John Bobbit?
    Famous for getting his schlong cut off by his Mrs while he was 'joed-out' 'cos she thought he was screwing around, - he don't do that no more for sure!!!
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    His Mrs chopped of his old fella (Unsure why, doesn't seem so important anymore...ouch!!!) and put it in the waste disposal (geez she was pissed!!! Must have been practicing his lesbianism with some other lady...) ...somehow they managed to reattach it and he now does porn movies and raking in $$$$ !!! Go figure...
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog
    Famous for getting his schlong cut off by his Mrs while he was 'joed-out' 'cos she thought he was screwing around, - he don't do that no more for sure!!!
    ouch... thats really gotta suck...
    I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Patrick
    His Mrs chopped of his old fella (Unsure why, doesn't seem so important anymore...ouch!!!) and put it in the waste disposal (geez she was pissed!!! Must have been practicing his lesbianism with some other lady...) ...somehow they managed to reattach it and he now does porn movies and raking in $$$$ !!! Go figure...
    lol must have been some nifty doctors to put it back on after it'd been through the waste disposal... and now he's a porn star... guess they must have added a bit more on lol
    I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Patrick
    His Mrs chopped of his old fella (Unsure why, doesn't seem so important anymore...ouch!!!) and put it in the waste disposal (geez she was pissed!!! Must have been practicing his lesbianism with some other lady...) ...somehow they managed to reattach it and he now does porn movies and raking in $$$$ !!! Go figure...
    can count that as another reason why not to piss women off
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    Quote Originally Posted by Super Sam
    can count that as another reason why not to piss women off
    Breathing can be another...actually not much blokes can do without getting in the shite for it...
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    Quote Originally Posted by placidfemme
    lol only 40 years? theres hope for me yet! And I'll remember to bring... er... um... Jo (who's Jo?)
    I THOUGHT 1 IN 3 LESBIANS WAS CALLED JO . I HEARD ROOF PAINTING CURES HOMOSEXUALALITY.
    AND CORNFLAKES CURES MASTURBATION , I EAT CORN ON THE COBB TO STOP ME BEING SUCH A WANKER. IT DONT WORK
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    Quote Originally Posted by WINJA
    I THOUGHT 1 IN 3 LESBIANS WAS CALLED JO . I HEARD ROOF PAINTING CURES HOMOSEXUALALITY.
    AND CORNFLAKES CURES MASTURBATION , I EAT CORN ON THE COBB TO STOP ME BEING SUCH A WANKER. IT DONT WORK
    lol well there is some truth in that... I know about 7 Jo's... all lesbians... very common name I guess

    Cornflakes... I dunno... sex cures masturbation...
    I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing

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    Quote Originally Posted by placidfemme
    lol well there is some truth in that... I know about 7 Jo's... all lesbians... very common name I guess

    Cornflakes... I dunno... sex cures masturbation...
    I guess its because "joe" wants a "joey"...

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