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    Teddy bears

    A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar.

    They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together.

    They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears.

    Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall.

    The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side.

    She turns to him... they kiss... and then they rip each other's clothes off and make hot steamy love.

    After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow! , the woman rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it?"

    The guy says..




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    "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."
    I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing

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    "Hi... I rang about the cats you have for sale..."..... "oh... you have children.... how much for the children?"

    mucho papoosa bueno no panocha

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    Hahahahaha, brilliant!!!!
    To every man upon this earth
    Death cometh sooner or late
    And how can a man die better
    Than facing fearful odds
    For the ashes of his fathers
    And the temples of his Gods

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    Best I ever got was a little plastic soldier ya wrap up in his plastic parachute & chuck in the air, the "thanks for coming" prize!!
    Love the joke!

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    lol I thought it was good... I'd be so insulted aye..
    I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing

    Quote Originally Posted by DingDong
    "Hi... I rang about the cats you have for sale..."..... "oh... you have children.... how much for the children?"

    mucho papoosa bueno no panocha

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    herd it, still love it. bloody brilliant
    Cibby play thing

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    If a guy ever said anything like that to me he wouldn't...
    Well lets just say he wouldn't.
    Cat's could say... Psychokiller

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