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  1. 23rd September 2005, 10:29 #1
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    The Need for Speed

    A friend's wife was complaining about her car and she asked for something that goes from 0 - 100 in 4 seconds...attached is a picture of his thoughtful gift.

    I guess he's dead now?

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    Hahaha, thats pretty good Zed!!!
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    YES. He's very, very dead.
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    That's two goodies in a row now Matthew.
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    4 seconds.....need a new set of scales mate!
    The time is Now
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    Haha, well done that man..... atleast he died laughing!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gontour
    4 seconds.....need a new set of scales mate!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BNZ
    You need a new avatar mate
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    HA! How about this one guys!!!
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    If you didn,t have the same name as me.............. lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper
    If you didn,t have the same name as me.............. lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by SAstu
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zed
    A friend's wife was complaining about her car and she asked for something that goes from 0 - 100 in 4 seconds...attached is a picture of his thoughtful gift.

    I guess he's dead now?


    Good one Zed guess its no sex for him
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zed
    I guess he's dead now?
    Not only that, there's nothing left to bury.
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    He's so dead.
    Cat's could say... Psychokiller
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