Woman found guilty of assaulting a police officer with her breasts

**EJK** · 31st July 2015, 13:38

Originally Posted by Stuff.co.nz

A woman in Hong Kong has been sentenced to jail for three and a half months for assaulting a police officer with her breasts during a protest.

Ng Lai-ying, 30, was found guilty of assaulting Chief Inspector Chan Ka-po by "thrusting her chest into [his] arm" during a protest against "parallel trading" (buying up cheap essentials to sell at a profit in China, leaving locals with shortages), according to local reports.

Her tits were "thrusted" into his arm... Yeah right!

Source: http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/asia/70...t-in-hong-kong

**MisterD** · 31st July 2015, 13:45

Better work stories...

**cynna** · 31st July 2015, 13:49

thats not assault

unless she was ugly

**mashman** · 31st July 2015, 14:26

I guess he didn't grasp the point as she stood abreast with her brethren. Sounds like a cockup.

**caspernz** · 31st July 2015, 14:27

Assault with concealed weapons...where do I apply to become her next victim?

**nodrog:Me** · 31st July 2015, 14:47

fluctuations.

**Gremlin** · 31st July 2015, 15:04

I think it went more like, she thrust them in his direction, then complained of sexual assault (haha, I wrote assist first) when his hand brushed them which then jeopardised his career etc.

So they turned it around... using breasts as a deadly weapon perhaps?

Headline does read good tho

**awa355** · 31st July 2015, 16:34

Could've been dangerous, depends how sharp her nipples were.

**EJK** · 31st July 2015, 16:53

Originally Posted by awa355

Could've been dangerous, depends how sharp her nipples were.

Horny tits... long time...!

**TheDemonLord** · 31st July 2015, 20:40

I immediately thought of this:

**BuzzardNZ** · 31st July 2015, 20:58

assault with yellow mosquito bites, poor copper, damaged 4 life

**Oakie** · 1st August 2015, 09:37

In that case, i was assaulted at work on Wednesday. Sitting down solving an IT problem at an older female colleague's desk and she kept looking over my shoulder and hit my shoulder at least three times with her left breast! I honestly did feel a little uncomfortable and found myself leaning away to avoid ...

**Kickaha** · 1st August 2015, 11:16

Originally Posted by Oakie

I honestly did feel a little uncomfortable and found myself leaning away to avoid ...

It might have been more comfortable to lean into it, try it next time

**Robbo** · 1st August 2015, 12:42

Sounds like it was Assault with a Friendly Weapon.

**caspernz** · 2nd August 2015, 20:14

Originally Posted by Oakie

In that case, i was assaulted at work on Wednesday. Sitting down solving an IT problem at an older female colleague's desk and she kept looking over my shoulder and hit my shoulder at least three times with her left breast! I honestly did feel a little uncomfortable and found myself leaning away to avoid ...

Amateur! Should have started motor boating sounds with your lips, then added that you're just warming them up