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  1. 2nd August 2015, 20:19 #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by caspernz View Post
    Amateur! Should have started motor boating sounds with your lips, then added that you're just warming them up
    Trouble is that I'm the HR guy at work and if I did what you suggest I'd have to convene a disciplinary meeting with myself and then give myself a warning if not sack myself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oakie View Post
    Trouble is that I'm the HR guy at work and if I did what you suggest I'd have to convene a disciplinary meeting with myself and then give myself a warning if not sack myself.
    Maybe I'm getting old, but my suggestion had enough "plausible deniability" under the circumstances of being shoulder boobed...well at least in my world
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oakie View Post
    Trouble is that I'm the HR guy at work and if I did what you suggest I'd have to convene a disciplinary meeting with myself and then give myself a warning if not sack myself.
    Since you were restrained and considerate of a female employee, perhaps you should put yourself in for a raise! Then get the HR guy to endorse the idea...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    Since you were restrained and considerate of a female employee, perhaps you should put yourself in for a raise! Then get the HR guy to endorse the idea...
    Fine idea. Incidentally, I'm also in charge of payroll so I see no problems there at all!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oakie View Post
    she kept looking over my shoulder and hit my shoulder at least three times with her left breast! I honestly did feel a little uncomfortable and found myself leaning away to avoid ...
    She was just checking to see if you were gay?
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    Quote Originally Posted by pritch View Post
    She was just checking to see if you were gay?
    God, talk about being in a no-win situation then...

    Must say though, it was firm (her boob I meant)
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    Hardly a topic to get ya tits in a tangle over ..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oakie View Post
    God, talk about being in a no-win situation then...

    Must say though, it was firm (her boob I meant)
    Oh dear. Now you have crossed a line, discussing the ladies private areas. Please fire yourself immediately!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    Oh dear. Now you have crossed a line, discussing the ladies private areas. Please fire yourself immediately!
    Well if she happens to rest her lady parts on my shoulder again I'll probably have to go and something to myself ... that's for sure!
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