Is our universe a fake?

[ellipsis]

...some years back a deckboy, who we will call,'Motormouth', was told he could not go up to the "British', until the scuppers were drained...this is on an old vessel that had just had a big old dose of chipping hammer on the plates around the bridge...the scuppers were full of rust and water...a normal cunt with the IQ of an eel would have just cleared the drain points and the shit would have just flowed away...he was a boy from the West Coast, which has no relevance really...(tui)...short story is, he tried to vacuum the water out of the scuppers and got away with a lot of short painful jolts to the body before he blew No 3 wharf off the grid...where the photons went I'm not sure, but the bosun gave him a good cuff and banned him from thinking for the remainder of his trip...

[husaberg]

...some years back a deckboy, who we will call,'Motormouth', was told he could not go up to the "British', until the scuppers were drained...this is on an old vessel that had just had a big old dose of chipping hammer on the plates around the bridge...the scuppers were full of rust and water...a normal cunt with the IQ of an eel would have just cleared the drain points and the shit would have just flowed away...he was a boy from the West Coast, which has no relevance really...(tui)...short story is, he tried to vacuum the water out of the scuppers and got away with a lot of short painful jolts to the body before he blew No 3 wharf off the grid...where the photons went I'm not sure, but the bosun gave him a good cuff and banned him from thinking for the remainder of his trip...

Spill his name ginger...............

[ellipsis]

Spill his name ginger...............

...I did...

[Katman]

...some years back a deckboy, who we will call,'Motormouth'...

Was his real name Roger?

[ellipsis]

Was his real name Roger?

...no names will be disclosed...nor the vessels name or that he was related to Husaberg...oops...

[husaberg]

...no names will be disclosed...nor the vessels name or that he was related to Husaberg...oops...

Nah Ranga, none of my relatives are "boat types" All strongly heterosexual.

[Grumph]

...some years back a deckboy, who we will call,'Motormouth', was told he could not go up to the "British', until the scuppers were drained...this is on an old vessel that had just had a big old dose of chipping hammer on the plates around the bridge...the scuppers were full of rust and water...a normal cunt with the IQ of an eel would have just cleared the drain points and the shit would have just flowed away...he was a boy from the West Coast, which has no relevance really...(tui)...short story is, he tried to vacuum the water out of the scuppers and got away with a lot of short painful jolts to the body before he blew No 3 wharf off the grid...where the photons went I'm not sure, but the bosun gave him a good cuff and banned him from thinking for the remainder of his trip...

The Photons came up to the Canterbury, sat down and had a drink in comfort with us. Only went back when their delegate got the word from the Harbour Board sparky that agreement had been reached for their return....Good days those.....

As for whether our universe is a fake...fuck, I hope so.

[swbarnett]

As for whether our universe is a fake...fuck, I hope so.

According to the definitive work on the deep philosophical question of existence:

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory which states that this has already happened.