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  1. 6th August 2015, 06:20 #91
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rikard View Post
    Oh lawdie you're really selling me on this haha. I mean that would be some great mid ride entertainment right there.
    Once you have mastered knee sliding then you could work your way up 2 trailer drifting.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laava View Post
    No, Mossy will hook you up with a trailer!
    Hook, yeah there will be fish hooks in the deal, it would also make a great fishing trailer.



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    Knee Dragging is soooooo last decade

    Everyone knows it is about the Elbow Dragging and Shoulder saves.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rikard View Post
    Not sure where 6'10 came from. I'm maybe just 6ft.
    Yeah, I'm only 5'9" (and a bit) but when people see my waist masurement they think I'm seven feet tall.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ellipsis View Post
    ...I must be gettin' old...
    No photos required, I have already posted the pic of your brethren.
    Quote Originally Posted by husaberg View Post
    This was in Nogrogs Porn stash
    http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/at...7&d=1406008143
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  7. 6th August 2015, 16:20 #97
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    Quote Originally Posted by george formby View Post
    Not IMHO. I could stick a few bucks in an envelope. If it was a time share thing between the fundees I could take some footage of the stout nurses across the road scrubbing up and putting their rubbers on. Lovely matrons, they think depilation is something a surgeon gets paid for. You can see the Spaniels lugs hanging out of the big Mama panties when they get changed. Exciting stuff.
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    Quote Originally Posted by husaberg View Post
    Hook, yeah there will be fish hooks in the deal, it would also make a great fishing trailer.
    speaking of, buy this car and get a free trailer. Good for fishing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HenryDorsetCase View Post
    speaking of, buy this car and get a free trailer. Good for fishing.

    http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used...-925754523.htm
    Wow imagine pulling up to a trail ride with your bike on that beast!
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    Quote Originally Posted by HenryDorsetCase View Post
    I think I may move on from channelling the pleaideans to "butthurt keyboard warrior".

    Yep.
    Please do it haha. Or give me rep so that I can do it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rikard View Post
    Wow imagine pulling off on a trail ride on your bike, cumming all over your knee...Woohoo

    ...can we have a vid please...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ellipsis View Post
    ...can we have a vid please...
    The nobs bigger than the shaft to stop your hand slipping off.
    Its not worth a vid to demonstrate penis evolution.
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    Last guy that came on here talking about knee sliding and how fast he was already going after just a few months of riding ended up under the side of a truck.
    He didn't listen, then he didn't take it on board, then he came back and spouted off for a while then he disappeared completely, must have been another truck.A proper one.
    Track= OK.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mossy1200 View Post
    The neighbour across the road has 3 (20 something) daughters who seem to stay in the room directly across the road a lot. One because she separated from her partner and is living there now.

    If I squint my eyes and stick my arm out it looks like I can pinch her ....
    Do they get their knees down
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    Quote Originally Posted by caseye View Post
    Last guy that came on here talking about knee sliding and how fast he was already going after just a few months of riding ended up under the side of a truck.
    He didn't listen, then he didn't take it on board, then he came back and spouted off for a while then he disappeared completely, must have been another truck.A proper one.
    Track= OK.
    Road, with traffic,oil, diesel = dumb!
    Oh come on mate I'm not saying I'm Rossi and I'm definitely not saying I'm fast haha. I just went to a roundabout and practised practised practised. I'm down at a carpark twice a week practising stability while cornering so I can avoid that exact scenario.
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