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    Japanese sex

    Statistics just released from The United Nations Board Of Health Team reveal that:

    Australian men between 60 and 70 years of age, will, on average, have sex two to three times per week, (and a small number a lot more) whereas Japanese men, in exactly the same age group, will have sex only once or twice per year if they are lucky.



    This has come as very upsetting news to me and most of my mates, as none of us had any idea we were Japanese.
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    Quote Originally Posted by awa355 View Post
    Statistics just released from The United Nations Board Of Health Team reveal that:

    Australian men between 60 and 70 years of age, will, on average, have sex two to three times per week, (and a small number a lot more) whereas Japanese men, in exactly the same age group, will have sex only once or twice per year if they are lucky.



    This has come as very upsetting news to me and most of my mates, as none of us had any idea we were Japanese.
    Tis true for Japan

    Im working overtime servicing the wives

    Im not joking but the city hall even gives you money each month if you make or have children

    Good coin too



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    Was going to add "turning Japanese" by the vapours from 1980, but this damn spark T-stick is crap.
    I think I'm turning Japanese.
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    Great country



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    Quote Originally Posted by Brian d marge View Post

    Great country



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    Quote Originally Posted by Laava View Post
    Stop it you bad man!
    Dont listen to this Idiot Mr Brain Damage...........keep up the good work.
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    Well at least wait until she's old enough to grow pubes FFS!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laava View Post
    Well at least wait until she's old enough to grow pubes FFS!
    If her age is not on the clock she's old enough for the ...........

    *This is a joke you sick bastards



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    Bit like the question about would you do the farmers' wife or the farmers' daughter? Depends if the daughter has graduated from high school as yet...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Laava View Post
    Well at least wait until she's old enough to grow pubes FFS!
    She over 18 trust me

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    You wouldnt believe the amount of web searching it took to find these pictures



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    Quote Originally Posted by Brian d marge View Post
    You wouldnt believe the amount of web searching it took to find these pictures
    You keep telling that story long enough and YOU might believe it, but we won't

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    Photos from your desktop eh Steven?
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    I think this thread needs some BabyMetal

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