So the Queen of England is now the longest serving ever in Britain.
Regardless of your opinion of the Royal Family (go on you'd tap Kate .....) that is truly impressive.
So well done old girl. And she is still looking good (go on you'd ........)
So the Queen of England is now the longest serving ever in Britain.
Regardless of your opinion of the Royal Family (go on you'd tap Kate .....) that is truly impressive.
So well done old girl. And she is still looking good (go on you'd ........)
Long lived, the Queen.. ( sure, she was a genuine hottie, in her day, just think of her groaning an orgasm out - in that plummy accent).
Bet she loved it Greek style, "Ohhh daahhling, yes, yes, yes, you know.. me soo ooh well.. right there!"
Well she did marry one.. & he was a former Pommy 'public' schoolboy.. & Royal Navy sailor.. Bottoms Up!
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Queen_Elizabeth_II
Achievements
According to Reuters, the Queen has 10 times the lifespan of workers and lays up to 2,000 eggs a day.
The Queen likes all people!-(Except for Diana, Princess of Wales, and Dodi Al-Fayed!)
Starred in movie "The Queen" as Ross Kemp.
She has the high score on Halo 3
Can believe it's not butter.
Owns all the swans, motherfucker.
Is currently taking lessons from Rocky Balboa in how to be a good Auto-Bot
Yesterday she shot down a German plane. Lufthansa are pissed.
During WWII she took an active role in many operations. She flew against Spitfires in the Battle of Britannia Superior (against a combined force of Picts and Angles), achieving over 25 kills and became known as the Winged Witch of Windsor by her spawn, she stopped after her favourite hat got damaged during a dogfight. After that she drove tanks in North Africa, as part of Erwin Rommel's Afrika Korps, but again had to stop due to another one of her splendid hats getting in the way of the other crew members. She ended the war fixing lorries and siphoning off the petrol to sell on the Black Market. Luckily no hats were damaged this time.
Last week she got stuck in a child's playhouse
She holds the world record for the most time spent sitting
Can tolerate Cliff Richard
She also holds the world record for spitting winkles!
She has a daughter named Gabby Parker
In WW2, achieved the rank of Junior Commander in the Women's Auxiliary, surpassed in the Royal family only by Princess Michael of Kent, who became an Oberleutnantin in the Waffen SS
She is the Mistress of England in US of K (USK) (really UKS)
Can wave the fuck out of you
Drunk a pint of brown ale in under 7 seconds
She is the first ever person to live to the age of 489 years
God saves her
Loves pole dancing
Is Queen
She is the only person ever that's known not to break wind
Is a republican
Loves turtles and salt
Discovered the vulnerable part of the death star
Longest running Page 3 girl
Miss Great Britain 1904
Miss Great Britain 1935 - stolen a year later by Hitler, ze Schwein!
Gloucester Cheese Race Winner: 1893, 1970, 1994. Runner Up: Every year (except 1893, 1970, 1994)
Miss Great Grand Britain 2009
Oscar for her performance in the film the Queen
Most loved Briton ever
Person who appears on the most pictures
Probably the most powerful woman in the world
World's greatest land owner
Richest person in the world to live in free accommodation provided by the government
The person receiving the most state benefits
Most attractive person to ever appear on a spoon or mug
Least attractive mug ever to have had her mug on a spoon
The person who appears on the most currency (Irish-Australians kiss the back of it)
3rd place in the Buckingham Palace annual fancy dress party as a hula-girl
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Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken
She should live to a ripe old age, Probably never had to sit for 6 hours at the local A&E dept nursing a broken arm. Or been left with two tins of baked beans and a half loaf of bread two days out from the next payday.![]()
" Rule books are for the Guidance of the Wise, and the Obedience of Fools"
"serving"
fucking lol.
yeah, nah,
i feel served as by liz, personally, like.
and her, ahem, "crown agents" and all.
every cracker should hang themselves. right now.
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