Pukeko vs Test Ride

[J.A.W.]

You guys.. sooking it big time over a bloody feather duster..

Just lucky the Maoris ate up all them moas eh..

Try playing dodgem with a big ol' bouncin' roo some time, if you really want a squirt of adrenaline as a buzz up..

[FJRider]

Try playing dodgem with a big ol' bouncin' roo some time, if you really want a squirt of adrenaline as a buzz up..

Leave your sex life out of it ..


aussies ...

[Oakie]

Don't have to be big animals to get your attention either. Got hit right in the middle of the visor by a bumblebee once. Made a hell of a racket. And once at night in town with the visor up I got a moth right in the eyeball. Took about an hour before it stopped streaming. And just to show what a softie I am ... I hit a monarch butterfly on my knee at about 90kph wearing jeans and that stung too!

[J.A.W.]

Butterflies dont sting.. but get a wasp in your helmet..

The seagulls at Phillip Is. seem pretty blase` - about real fast G.P. bikes too, but they lose.. really..

[Laava]

Leave your sex life out of it ..


aussies ...

No surprises there...

[Laava]

I always have my visor up in town unless big rain. But one time, in Tamworth NSW I copped an insect in the eye at 40kph that nearly blacked my eye!

[J.A.W.]

Keep tryin' - ya might cop a fat juicy blowfly smack in the teeth.. spraying maggots plentifully.. spitters are quitters..

[FJRider]

... I hit a monarch butterfly on my knee at about 90kph wearing jeans and that stung too!

I got hit by a stone chucked up by a passing car on the kneecap ... fuck it hurt.

[J.A.W.]

There are worse things..
I had an adult humanoid stupidly, blindly, - run out on the road in front of me.. & cause the worst biking injuries I've suffered yet..

[tri boy]

Alan could work for D.O.C. culling Puke's on Rangitoto.
Better than the bloody short sighted contractors they use at present.
(PS, Puke's are cool birds.
Remind me of safety inspectors nosying around work sites)

[J.A.W.]

Alan could work for D.O.C. culling Puke's on Rangitoto.
Better than the bloody short sighted contractors they use at present.
(PS, Puke's are cool birds.
Remind me of safety inspectors nosying around work sites)

Yeah? Swamp hens are "cool birds" ya reckon.. well - they are Aussie imports, ya know..

[Swoop]

... to prevent me from going Italian.

Remember, you meet the nicest people on a Honda!

...collected a hen pheasant to the right shoulder at about 70 kmh

Nice work! How did you cook it?

[tri boy]

Yeah? Swamp hens are "cool birds" ya reckon.. well - they are Aussie imports, ya know..

Cooler than you bro

[J.A.W.]

Cooler than you bro

& tougher than you, too.. eh, fella..

[oldrider]

When they say Italian steeds pull the birds - I think they mean something else - you need to work on that a bit I think!