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BogOff-Cant you see I'm busy?
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Dickens Cider
Apparently this is not the first time the Germans have been found guilty of lying about gas emissions.
No body move... I dropped my brain
Easy Biker
What, you mean when "its time for you to have a shower" at Auschwitz?
Cheers
Merv
Scooter boy
http://www.scoop.co.nz/stories/AK150...-waitemata.htm
Actually, the police are wrong; it was just a VW starting up.
Best Frenemy you could have!
Thought this was good
Originally Posted by Jane Omorogbe from UK MSN on the KTM990SM
Forum whore
Not VW, but still fun to read.
A couple more Lada jokes.
Want to buy the new 16-valve Lada?
8 in the engine, and 8 in the radio.
What's the difference between a Jehovah's Witness and a Lada?
You can shut the door on a Jehovah's Witness.
From a newspaper: "To the person who stole my Lada in minus 10 degrees of frost. Keep the Lada, but please tell me how the hell you started it!"
What's the definition of an optimist?
The owner of a Lada with an alarm system.
The owner of a Lada with a radar detector.
The owner of a Lada with a trailer hitch.
Somewhere in the middle of Spain, a Lada is driving along and meets a donkey.
The donkey, never having seen a Lada before, asks: "What are you?"
The Lada: "I am a car. What are you?"
The donkey: "Hahahaha... I'm a horse."
" Rule books are for the Guidance of the Wise, and the Obedience of Fools"
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How do you double the value of a lada? fill the tank with petrol
it's not a bad thing till you throw a KLR into the mix.
those cheap ass bitches can do anything with ductape.
(PostalDave on ADVrider)
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