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    nerds vs jocks.....

    Michael Jordan having "retired," with $40 million in endorsements, makes $178,100 a day, working or not.


    If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head.


    If he goes to see a movie, it'll cost him $7.00, but he'll make $18,550 while he's there.


    If he decides to have a 5-minute egg, he'll make $618 while boiling it.


    He makes $7,415/hr more than minimum wage.


    He'll make $3,710 while watching each episode of Friends.


    If he wanted to save up for a new Acura NSX ($90,000) it would take him a whole 12 hours.


    If someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement money, they would have to do it at the rate of $2.00 every second.


    He'll probably pay around $200 for a nice round of golf, but will be reimbursed $33,390 for that round.


    Assuming he puts the federal maximum of 15% of his income into a tax deferred account (401k), his contributions will hit the federal cap of $9500 at 8:30 a.m. on January 1st.


    If you were given a penny for every 10 dollars he made, you'd be living comfortably at $65,000 a year.


    He'll make about $19.60 while watching the 100 meter dash in the Olympics, and about $15,600 during the Boston Marathon.


    While the common person is spending about $20 for a meal in his trendy Chicago restaurant, he'll pull in about $5600.


    This year, he'll make more than twice as much as all U.S. past presidents for all of their terms combined. Amazing isn't it?


    However...
    If Jordan saves 100% of his income for the next 450 years, he'll still have less than Bill Gates has today.


    $$$ Game over. Nerd wins.
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    You can't put a value on the enjoyment of dunking a basketball. Java that.

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    Yes but money buys you happiness
    Only a man who knows what it is like to be defeated can reach down to the bottom of his soul and come up with the extra ounce of power it takes to win when the match is even.
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    Quote Originally Posted by texmo
    Yes but money buys you happiness
    Judging by the fact you have a ferrari, you must be deleriously happy. You're probebly prancing around giving out flowers to everyone right now

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    If I gave you a aprilia rsvr and a gixxer thou would you be happy? people who say money dosent give you happyness just dont have it, I know you dont need it to be happy but makes it a lot easyer
    Not my car btw its ma old mans, he hasnt been able to sell it and said if i did he would get $250 so sell sell sell....
    Only a man who knows what it is like to be defeated can reach down to the bottom of his soul and come up with the extra ounce of power it takes to win when the match is even.
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    Money doesn't make you happy, but buying what you want will

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    Bill Gates isn’t happy! Well would you be happy with that hairstyle?
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