Cat Haters

[Patrick]

Just got news from my sister in law who lives locally, that some arsewipe turned into her quiet street, her cat was on the road and on seeing the car, didn't know which way to go, but the arsewipe slowed initially on seeing her and then accellerated for it swerving to hit it deliberately.

Cat went under the car and went for a roll but missed the wheels luckily. Now have three kids upset over that one. Cat relatively unscathed really, vet bill still to come. : Cat is the mother of one of our cats and is well loved family pet of three kids, speyed, etc...

I know some out there hate cats, some hate dogs but...

This guy has a dog... and best of all, a neighbour who saw the whole thing has a registration plate number too... Will get the cops onto this tosser for starters.

Personally, don't mind cats or dogs, (but never had a cat have a go at me on the bike...)

What do you think out there? Not exactly biker stuff but, what the hey...neither is some of the stuff in here...

Thought I might as well post my first thread...

[Aitch]

Hey, the sexiest redhead in NZ had to sell her house cos her neighbours didn't like her cats!
(Or the fact that she didn't wash her driveway....long story!)

[Patrick]

Hey, the sexiest redhead in NZ had to sell her house cos her neighbours didn't like her cats!
(Or the fact that she didn't wash her driveway....long story!)

Whats the short version, sounds interesting...

[Aitch]

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check it out....the upside is that now I get to marry her!!!!!!

[Zookey]

Well i"Ve me a cat,not been a cat lover but had it given me and now its,no;I am its mate ,man they own you ,not like a dog,ran over one when it dashed across the road first the forks bottomed ;then a floundering around my feet then a big bump as the back wheel did its trick.Funny moggy got up shook himself ,went over to him gave him a stroke,purred and calmly trotted off.I then sat down the legs jelly thought it was my turn for a stroke hehe

[NotaGoth]

I have a relation who would purposely swerve to hit a cat. Its sick how people can do things like that.

watched someone driving in front of us one time hit a cat, didn't stop nothing. Poor thing was still alive but beyond help. *will hold out on the rest of the details*

I think people tend to forget that animals have feelings too. But, what can you do..

[crashe]

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check it out....the upside is that now I get to marry her!!!!!!

So did she sell up?
Or just move in with you?
Cos we never did get to hear what happened with the neighbours.
We were all waiting for the farewell party at her flat... to piss off the grumpy old neighbour who lived across the road.

Come on give us the end of the story, other than that she is gonna marry you....lol.

[Patrick]

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...ad.php?t=14215

check it out....the upside is that now I get to marry her!!!!!!

Good result...

[Patrick]

So did she sell up?
Or just move in with you?
Cos we never did get to hear what happened with the neighbours.
We were all waiting for the farewell party at her flat... to piss off the grumpy old neighbour who lived across the road.

Come on give us the end of the story, other than that she is gonna marry you....lol.

Better than a party...hold the next Cold Kiwi in ya yard, 3000 bikes, one minute rev up, on the hour, every hour, (sort of like the town hall clock, only louder...) Might not fit that many in at once though...

[Odin]

I don't like cat's. There a few i the houses around mine and not only do the shit in my builders mix, the chase the birds i feed on the lawn for the kids to see. I would like to put in a sand pit... but i think not unless i also install a cat radar with attached gatling gun (ok, water gatling perhaps with a bit of chilli mixed in)
But worst of all is the fact that they shag under my house. It makes a dam racket and they knock the waterpipes. My daughters arent to happy when wierd noises comes from under the bed and i REALLY dislike getting woken up at 5:00AM in the morning when i don't have to get up.... (not that i like it when i have to get up)

But i still don't think i'd run a cat over on purpose, even one of the know offenders. I do trow little lukps of dirt after them and should i ever get my hands on one it'll get very wet (one thing i like is wet pussy ) as I'm sure it will remember and never come back

[Aitch]

well we bought a new place, the neighbours are still psychopaths, but we should be out of there in about a fortnight....with the cats!

[Patrick]

well we bought a new place, the neighbours are still psychopaths, but we should be out of there in about a fortnight....with the cats!

PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHEN, WHERE..., B.Y.O. CATS (strays???)

[Aaron]

Will get the cops onto this tosser for starters.

Fuck that shit, locate the wanker, then employ someone like myself to sort them out. Much more satisfying than anything our pissy justice system could lightly toss at them.

Have zero tollerance for animal cruelty

Pleased to hear the cat is ok

[Aaron]

But worst of all is the fact that they shag under my house. It makes a dam racket and they knock the waterpipes.

Arh mate, that's classic

[Patrick]

Fuck that shit, locate the wanker, then employ someone like myself to sort them out. Much more satisfying than anything our pissy justice system could lightly toss at them.

Have zero tollerance for animal cruelty

Pleased to hear the cat is ok

Cheers... gotta do it that way due to my "profession..." Will employ someone to sort them out at the local Cop Shop. Other other locals are not too happy about it...