misheard song lyrics.

[ManDownUnder]

check 'em out at www.kissthisguy.com

One of my favs is Joshua Kadison's Jesse

The real lyric
We can go down to Mexico, you, the cat, and me.

The balls up version
We can go down to Mexico's youth academy.

[Patrick]

"And I'm a shoe..." Instead of "And I miss you..." Everything But The Girl.

Used to be a fav of my wife, until a great friend "altered" it...

[Hitcher]

Christmas carols are good fodder for misheard lyrics. Watch out this festive season when "Round John Virgin, mother and child" may make an appearance. In the meantime, "sleep in heavenly peas".

[Sniper]

You can have a lot of fun with ELEMENOP and their lyrics. As I seem to demonstrate at every BBQ?

[MSTRS:Me]

The song "Blinded By The Light", written by Bruce Springstein, defies comprehension even when you can decipher the lyrics.

There's a line in there that I've never understood:

"Little early-burly kept my anus curly-wurly".

Dunno bout the lyrics but I thought Manfred Mann did that one??

[yungatart]

And then theres the song that was banned from NZ radio stations
F... the casbah

[Beemer]

My mother's favourite was Alison Moyet's "I go wees, wees in the presence of beauty" - I used to like that song until I heard her singing it one day!

[Wolf]

"Wrapped up like a douche" - Blinded By The Light

Just found out yesterday (from a misheard lyrics site) it's "Revved up like a deuce"

My niece, Karen, had the following lyrics to a popular round:

Wear a jarka, wear a jarka ("j" pronounced in the french fashion)
Dormez vous, Dormez vous
Siminiminimu, Siminiminimu
Ding ding dong, ding ding dong

Would she believe me, that the words she was looking for were "Frere Jacques" and "Sonnez les Matines"?

Nope. The Inquisition could have tortured her and burned her at the stake and not made her recant her "heresy".

[*sic]

pearl jam. song 'glorified g'

right lyric: "glorified version of a pellet gun"

wrong one: "forty five versions of a pelican"

[hXc]

Here's a few that I sometimes hear people singing.

Wish You Were Here - Pink Floyd
Would you exchange
A welcome part in the war
For a negro in a cage

My Sacrifice - Creed
It's my sack of fries.

Renegades Of Funk - Rage Against The Machine
When a redneck needs a fuck.

And not really as misheard lyric but something that some of last years 7th formers at school said. Their deans were Mr Barker and Mrs Worlledge so that will explain.
I shot Mr Barker, but I did not shoot Mrs Worlledge

[strayjuliet]

"Flash back oh no, always left behind."
Time after Time Cyndi Lauper.

[bugjuice]

goodbye and I choke
I try to walk away and I chunder
tho I try to hide it
it's clear - I wear goggles when you're not near.. - Macy Gray - I try

[Velox]

Just remembered, one of my mates used to sing Grease Lightening:
"I've got shoes, they're multiplying..."

[SPman]

Posted before but here it is again for those who missed it:

"Dirty deeds and the Dunder Chief":spudguita Great band those power company dudes

"Dirty deeds, done with sheep!"

[RiderInBlack]

You know, those songs that when they are played @ Night Clubs you just have to add those special words Like with the somg "Living Next Door To Alice", I just cann't resist adding "Who the fu*k is Alice:spudwhat: "
What about you Dudes and Dudettes?