Perfect Day

[v.ros`]

I am sure i have beaten Postie on this one


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THE PERFECT SCHEDULE FOR HER
8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses
8:30 Weigh in 2 pounds lighter than yesterday
8:45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants open
presents - expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner
9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil
10:00 Light work out at club with sexy funny personal trainer
10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry
12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe
12:45 Catch sight of partner's ex and notices she has gained 17 pounds
1:00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit
3:00 Nap
4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card is from secret admirer
4:15 Light work out at club, followed by massage from strong but gentle
hunk, who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body
5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, parade before full
length mirror
7:30 Candle lit dinner fo r two followed by dancing, with compliments
received from other diners/dancers
10:00 Hot shower (alone)
10:50 Carried to bed . . (freshly ironed, crisp, new, white linen)
11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
11:15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms



THE PERFECT SCHEDULE FOR HIM
6:00 Alarm
6:15 Blow job
6:30 Massive satisfying shit while reading the sports section
7:00 Breakfast: steak and eggs, coffee and toast, all cooked by naked,
buxom wench who bends over a lot showing her growler
7:30 Limo arrives
7:45 Several beers en-route to airport
9:15 Flight in personal Lear Jet
9:30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (blow job en-route)
9:45 Play front nine - 2 under
11:45 Lunch: steak and lobster, 3 beers and a bottle of Dom Perignon
12:15 Blow job
12:30 Play back nine - 4 under
2:15 Limo back to the airport (several bourbons)
2:30 Fly to Bahamas
3:30 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew, all nude who
also bend over a lot displaying growlers
4:30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs) - on light tackle
5:00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle McPherson (bending
over,naturally).
6:45 Shit, Shower and Shave
7:00 Watch news: Michael Jackson assassinated!
7:30 Dinner: lobster appetizers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy fillet
steak followed by Ice-cream served on a big pair of tits
9:00 Napoleon Brandy and Habanos cigar in front of wall-size TV as you
watch football game
9:30 Sex with three women (all with lesbian tendencies...some bending
over)
11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer
11:30 A night cap blow job
11:45 In bed alone
11:50 A 22 second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to
leave the room
11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep

[Sniper]

Brilliant, that would be the best day

[Motoracer]

That just ain't right. Where is the riding in there?? You gotta go for a good bike ride for it to be a perfect day..

[hXc]

Awesome. Absolutely brilliant

[BNZ]

That just ain't right. Where is the riding in there?? You gotta go for a good bike ride for it to be a perfect day..

I would say the 7:45 am beers might have had something to do with the lack of riding....

[bugjuice]

sounds fukin awesome.. where do I sign?

[strayjuliet]

Yer I guess that would be good, but alas back to earth. Hello who in their right mind could handle that all day everyday??? I dont think I could even though it sounds nice. C'mon guys back down to earth now you've had ya fun day dreams. Now it's time to WAKE UP!

[Wolf]

Yer I guess that would be good, but alas back to earth. Hello who in their right mind could handle that all day everyday??? I dont think I could even though it sounds nice. C'mon guys back down to earth now you've had ya fun day dreams. Now it's time to WAKE UP!

Oh come on! I manage the men's 11:50pm and 11:51pm every night...

[strayjuliet]

Oh come on! I manage the men's 11:50pm and 11:51pm every night...

And you wonder why I won't sleep in the same bed with you anymore?

[Wolf]

And you wonder why I won't sleep in the same bed with you anymore?

Chicks just don't appreciate the finer things in life.

[strayjuliet]

Chicks just don't appreciate the finer things in life.

If it's the finer things in life then why prey tell do you come and complain that the room smells bad after you have farted? C'mon you do know a dog smells his own stink first.

[HDTboy]

8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses
8:30 Weigh in 2 pounds lighter than yesterday
8:45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants

Why would one weigh themselves then get back into bed?

[Big Dave]

Chicks just don't appreciate the finer things in life.

If that is a list of the finer things in a man's life then i don't either.
Golf? fishing? On the piss before lunch? alone in bed?
None of that would make my top 100, let alone top day.

[Wolf]

If that is a list of the finer things in a man's life then i don't either.
Golf? fishing? On the piss before lunch? alone in bed?
None of that would make my top 100, let alone top day.

Most of the events listed wouldn't make my top 100 either - to the ones you mentioned, I add cigars, bourbon, brandy, limo rides, football, champagne and shaves as not remotely my scene - but the record-length multi-tonal fart and laughing myself to sleep are "right up there".

[scumdog]

If that is a list of the finer things in a man's life then i don't either.
Golf? fishing? On the piss before lunch? alone in bed?
None of that would make my top 100, let alone top day.

Aw c'mon, fishing has to be in top 100 eh?