Perfect Day

[Storm]

but the record-length multi-tonal fart and laughing myself to sleep are "right up there".

Well done. Priorities eh?

[Indiana_Jones]

"6:45 Shit, Shower and Shave"

ah, the three S's

-Indy

[parsley]

THE PERFECT SCHEDULE FOR HER
8:30 Weigh in 2 pounds lighter than yesterday

THE PERFECT SCHEDULE FOR HIM
6:30 Massive satisfying shit while reading the sports section

See? Men and women want the same thing - we just have different ways of expressing it. A massive shit would probably lose you a couple of pounds.

[scumdog]

To get into bed in one piece at the end of a long day? THAT'S my idea of a perfect day!!!

The biking/hunting/hot-rodding etc is just the icing on the cake. ('course a bonk don't do any harm neither )

[sels1]

See? Men and women want the same thing - we just have different ways of expressing it. A massive shit would probably lose you a couple of pounds.

excellent observation. Not that I have ever weighed myself before and after....damn, I might have to now just to see what the difference is

[Big Dave]

Aw c'mon, fishing has to be in top 100 eh?

Maybe in NZ.
But growing up in Sydney it meant a day on a smelly bay for one or two flathead. Yech - I used to go riding.

Pleasure boating with topless girlfriends was more my scene. And even then i got bored with the boat - gimme a fast motorcycle, a twisty road and a fetching lass for a pillion - that's my perfect day.

[scumdog]

Maybe in NZ.
But growing up in Sydney it meant a day on a smelly bay for one or two flathead. Yech - I used to go riding.

Pleasure boating with topless girlfriends was more my scene. And even then i got bored with the boat - gimme a fast motorcycle, a twisty road and a fetching lass for a pillion - that's my perfect day.

No argument here but you haven't lived until you've caught a bunch of big Stewart Island cod, filleted them, rolled them in egg-white'n'breadcrumbs and cooked them over a hot-plate then squeezed some lemon over them, mm-mm!!

[Wolf]

No argument here but you haven't lived until you've caught a bunch of big Stewart Island cod, filleted them, rolled them in egg-white'n'breadcrumbs and cooked them over a hot-plate then squeezed some lemon over them, mm-mm!!

and then spotted the sewerage outlet disgorging waste into the ocean.

Kinda like following that mountain stream on a hot summer's day, slaking your thirst with ice-cold water from the stream, then rounding the bend in the river to find the deer/goat/possum corpse in the middle of the stream...

[scumdog]

and then spotted the sewerage outlet disgorging waste into the ocean. ..

Nah, not a dwelling within 10 miles of where I'm talking about!! And then it's only a few cribs (batches for those from the north).

The drinking and finding a dead animal? hmm, never had that happen yet (maybe I just didn't spot the dead animal?).

[Sniper]

I never worried about the dead animal. Same as Giardia, they both don't worry me until I catch something.

[Indiana_Jones]

I can't see the "Dancing about shirtless to 'Lust for life'" time slot for the males.........or females for that matter

-Indy

[Wolf]

The drinking and finding a dead animal? hmm, never had that happen yet (maybe I just didn't spot the dead animal?).

Hasn't happened to me - not the finding of a dead animal in the water supply (except for the decomposed grasshopper incident) but I have met one who claims they had an incident drinking from a farm stream only to find a dead and decaying sheep further upstream.