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    Cake or bed?

    Cake or bed?

    A husband is at home watching a rugby game when his wife interrupts, "Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now."

    He looks at her and says angrily "Fix the lights now? Does it look like I have sparky written on my forehead? I don't think so"

    "Fine" Then the wife asks, "Well then, could you fix the fridge door? It won't close right."

    To which he replied, "Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have Westinghouse written on my forehead? I don't think so"

    "Fine" She says "Then you could at least fix the steps to the front door? They are about to break"

    "I'm not a damn carpenter and I don't want to fix the steps" He says "Does it look like I have Ace Hardware written on my forehead? I don't think so! I've had enough of you, I'm going to the bar!!"

    So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple of hours....... he starts to feel guitly about how he treated his wife, and decides to go home. As he walks into the house he notices that the steps are already fixed, as he enters the the house, he see's the hall light is working, as he goes to get a beer, he notices the fridge door is fixed.

    "Honey" He asks "How'd all this get fixed?"

    She said, "Well, when you left I sat outside and cried, just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, I told him. He offered to do all the repairs, and all I had to do was either go to bed with him or bake him a cake"

    He said "So what kind of cake did you bake?"

    She replied "Hello!! Do you see Betty Crocker written on my forehead? I don't think so!"

    I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing

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    "Hi... I rang about the cats you have for sale..."..... "oh... you have children.... how much for the children?"

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    Lol, very good.
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    Could see that one coming.
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    Luulh, very good Feminazi propaganda

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    do you have, like, a whole stash of Girl Power jokes somewhere?

    perhaps you could save some hassle and post them all at once in a big zipfile.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fish
    do you have, like, a whole stash of Girl Power jokes somewhere?

    perhaps you could save some hassle and post them all at once in a big zipfile.
    I post them as I get them...
    I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing

    Quote Originally Posted by DingDong
    "Hi... I rang about the cats you have for sale..."..... "oh... you have children.... how much for the children?"

    mucho papoosa bueno no panocha

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