make it my way - secret ingredient - bugs juice...Originally Posted by WildBoarMouse
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make it my way - secret ingredient - bugs juice...Originally Posted by WildBoarMouse
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No BJ, thats Bad!![]()
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
you - me - pissed - soonOriginally Posted by Biff
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mind if I supply my own?Originally Posted by bugjuice
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that's just sick.Originally Posted by ManDownUnder
Originally Posted by bugjuice
yup... but I've heard I'd lose weight LOL (wretching my guts out for one thing).
Hey speaking of which... what's that bloody fruit they serve in Singapore that smells like warm cum? It's a yellow thing that you either love or hate (according to the people I had lunch with).
You're not allowed to take them on planes, or restaurants or all manner of places because they are so pungent.
I had it served to me for desert on sticky rice (which seemed strangely appropriate)...
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hmm
as the coldkiwi boys (and girl) will know. im quite partial to L&P and a secret clear liquid consumed out of a small sipper bottle.
or jim beam and L&P... gross I hear you all say but dont knock it till you try it
I only posted this because of the global economic crisis
lol.. ahh the chef special..?? Where you never actually get to see the 'fruit' who prep'd it for you.. was it just lightly 'drizzled' over the top?Originally Posted by ManDownUnder
I'd gag to even try eating that.. but a good test for the other half.. 'eat that luv.. and you'll be fine tonight..'
Durian? Absolutely rink a dink dink those things do.Originally Posted by ManDownUnder
This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:
Thavalayolee
You Frog Fucker
No - that was the 'salad dressing" - special chef's jus. I stayed away from that one (thank God)Originally Posted by bugjuice
Apparently it's like drinking egg white with salt and a touch of honey mixed in...
edit - it's called "durian" I found it on google searching for "Stinky" and "fuit"
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lol.. is that what the TaiBoys say? Try eet mistah.. you like..? I like.. see..?Originally Posted by ManDownUnder
coke and v combo...or a lime thickshake...no alcohol required when you're this screwed in the head.
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3/4 oz tequila
3/4 oz rum
3/4 oz gin
3/4 oz vodka
3/4 oz triple sec
3/4 oz sour mix
splash cola
Shake liquors with sour mix. Pour in hurricane or tall glass. Add splash of cola and garnish with a lemon wedge.
From cocktails.com. Note "a splash" of cola - no more or you will ruin it! Dunno about the lemon wedge tho, thats a bit snooty for my likes . . . best place for them used to be Eastside on Shortland St (the road, not the show) they gave them to you in a brandy glass, with a bottle of coke so you could add as much (or as little) as you liked. Green rep for the first to name it . . .
a whole lot of ice,
3/4 glass fag hill rum
1/2 glass coke
or the same with jager + redbull.
I hate pussy bar mixes. Why cant we get aussie doubles here?
Im with MDU, the singapore sling is a winner. best place to go in orcland if your after one is the crow bar in wyndham street, in fact, crow bar's the best place to go for just about any cocktail downtown. tell Andy I said hi.
try their 'john gotti manhattan'. they have a xmas card sitting behind the bar from the man himself postmarked from the big house in NY state. apparently the crow was his hangout when he was in d'orc. tasty.
personally, after several bad experiences involving opening an envelope from american express a couple of weeks after handing it over and saying 'yeah, keep a tab' before joining my peeps and homies in a cosy corner and forgetting about it, I think that cocktails are just an inventive way of raping gold charge cards ten foot deep and sideways in dimly lit surroundings.
and anyway. when it comes down to it.
why would anyone want to spoil perfectly good whisky by dumping crap in it?
conversely why would anyone choose to drink anything other than whisky?
qed. cocktails are wank.
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