Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
Did they find your gerbil?
No, but according to the medical records your fingerprints were found. Detectives will be calling by for a chat with you tomorrow.

Quote Originally Posted by Moi View Post
...the then PM, Helen Clark, came over to ask how study was going. It was also at the moment that the bowel decided that keeping in all the air the surgeon had pumped in to expand everything so it was easier to see round inside was all too much...
Most excellent! Well done indeed!
Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
Just a whole lot of doctors that want to finger your asshole.
Top Tip: Save the time and $$'s of a Doctor's rectal examination, by simply using the Customs' inspectors when returning to NZ.
The question of "Anything to declare Sir?" should be responded to with the statement "Yes, you are a fucking ugly cunt, where's the exit door?".