FOR SALE: VTR1000f3

**dangerous** · 26th September 2005, 17:01

OK... a chance has come up to buy a very rare Guzzi but they wont take a trade in, so here ya's are.
03 d/b tinted screen, clear indicators, Hiflow filter, Scorpion pipes and pack rack.
All in mint condition.

SOLD

**James Deuce** · 26th September 2005, 17:06

"rear Guzzi"

Is that the infamous lost Moto Guzzi Arse Bandit, last seen under the buttocks of that Italophile Englishman, Dick Thruster?

**manuboy** · 26th September 2005, 17:13

Mint condition? Don't think that term does justice to the way you polish the INSIDES of the swing-arms until you can see the ugly bugger staring back at you, or the way you lovingly lick the rear sprocket clean of all road spooge man... it's almost sickenly maintained.

My SV wasn't that clean half way down the production line.

Still, if it means i can kick yo ass down the straights, sell away brudda....

**Paul in NZ** · 26th September 2005, 17:39

Originally Posted by Jim2

"rear Guzzi"

Is that the infamous lost Moto Guzzi Arse Bandit, last seen under the buttocks of that Italophile Englishman, Dick Thruster?

Beware of our wrath oh double overhead cammed one.... One day, when you are not expecting it you will hear a rustle of tappets and know the time has come to pay for those insults....

Or

You could just write us a cheque now...

**James Deuce** · 26th September 2005, 17:41

It's alright. He "fixed" the advert.

**dangerous** · 26th September 2005, 17:43

Originally Posted by Jim2

It's alright. He "fixed" the advert.

Yes I did, as soon as I posted it I saw it... but you ya Yamahahahahaaahaa rider was just too quick out of the gate...... and listen to Uncle Paul ok?

**James Deuce** · 26th September 2005, 17:44

Yes Dad. Sorry Dad.

**dangerous** · 26th September 2005, 17:46

Originally Posted by Jim2

Yes Dad. Sorry Dad.

I bloody well hope so too

**TonyB** · 26th September 2005, 19:30

Originally Posted by manuboy

Mint condition? Don't think that term does justice to the way you polish the INSIDES of the swing-arms until you can see the ugly bugger staring back at you, or the way you lovingly lick the rear sprocket clean of all road spooge man... it's almost sickenly maintained.

My SV wasn't that clean half way down the production line.

LOL I can attest that this is the CLEANEST VTR in all creation. And that's how it looks everyday. God only knows how clean the things gonna be after he cleans it ready for sale. Bring your sunnies...

**cowpoos** · 26th September 2005, 19:36

Originally Posted by dangerous

OK... a chance has come up to buy a very rare Guzzi but they wont take a trade in, so here ya's are.
03 d/b tinted screen, clear indicators, Hiflow filter, Scorpion pipes and pack rack.
All in mint condition.

Ain't that thing a honda....shit.... how much are you trying to hussle that thing off for?

Whats the Guzzi your looking at danger mouse????

**SDU** · 26th September 2005, 21:38

Originally Posted by dangerous

OK... a chance has come up to buy a very rare Guzzi but they wont take a trade in, so here ya's are.
03 d/b tinted screen, clear indicators, Hiflow filter, Scorpion pipes and pack rack.
All in mint condition.

So you are gonna come back into the fold

Glad to see you've seen the light.

Pm Lemans with more info.
Cheers SDU

**James Deuce** · 26th September 2005, 21:40

Bet it's a V11 Nero Corsa.

Sort of thing Dangerous would like I reckon. Rare too.

http://www.motoguzzi-us.com/bikes/v1...ansNC_lg00.jpg

**gav** · 26th September 2005, 22:54

What? His ramblings in the Little River Rally thread give ya a hint?

**laRIKin** · 27th September 2005, 07:43

Originally Posted by gav

What? His ramblings in the Little River Rally thread give ya a hint?

Thanks for the heads up Gav. (As I don't read every thing)
Good bike, sure you both be very happy together.
So you will be sleeping in the garage the first night with the new girl?

I know.
I'll get my coat

Rik