The Akzlepocalypse

[bogan]

you do it your way. Ill do it mine. Bet ya five bucks i survive longer than you.

Dude, you'll probably be patient zero after fucking all those goats. Some sort of chubacabra shifty as fuckness in their eyes I tells ya.

[Big Dog]

a hatchet is handy as a motherfucker. mine is sharp enough to shave with. doubles as a hammer, lever, anvil, weapon... can wrap nearly 30yards of cord around the handle too...

of course, i also shave with a straight razor so that's one small sharp knife, and my pocket knife (currently MIA) is carbon steel from solingen too. handy dandy.

firearms, in a apocalypse setting are more for protecting yourself from humans. (and harvesting opportune meat) people're stupid enough as is. add a weeks worth of freedom and most wouldn't know what to do wth themselves. firearms are as much a psychological weapon as an actual one.
so still worth having. and ammo is plentiful and cheap and not hard to carry. a thousand .22 rounds fits in a pack's pocket.

depending how mobile you can be, heavy tools are a nono. of those, bolt cutters would be the only one i'd pack. maybe a small dogyu/prybar. a 5/16th nutsetter will remove most claddings on commercial buildings...

vehicles are large, difficult to conceal, have a massive and lasting heat and noise signature... and every cunt in town is going to try driving somewhere else so unless yours can go overland, and you filled your tank yesterday and have a drop tank/100 litre jerry, you're limited in what you can carry and how far you'll get before being mugged by the guy with a firearm.




yeah bro. internets is srs as.

i would punt the shit out of your cunts. and they'd thank me for it.


hahahahaha. buy weed . your such a nigger.



yeah me too

I too prefer the finish of a straight razor.

I am not prepared... beyond wondering what my first actions might be.
Securing a means of defence, shelter and food / water pretty high on the agenda.
Probably hideout with those I hope would also survive while the first waves culled the heard.

Then higher / defensible ground and ongoing resources.


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[Big Dog]

so's the great pacific rubbish dump. Plus. In a poccyclypse, you cant go far enough that it's bigness is relevant.

Plus, how much of the population lives close enough to the ocean for it to be viable.

With less than 175km anywhere in NZ fish is likely to become a primary food source with the double banger of less human waste dumped and less commercial fishing fish stocks will be high within 2-5 years.

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[jasonu]

With less than 175km anywhere in NZ fish is likely to become a primary food source with the double banger of less human waste dumped and less commercial fishing fish stocks will be high within 2-5 years.

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I thought the Murrays owned all the fish.

[TheDemonLord]

I too prefer the finish of a straight razor.

For my wedding - I treated myself to a straight razor shave (at a Barbers)

I wasn't as impressed as I thought I would be.

[BuzzardNZ]

For my wedding - I treated myself to a straight razor shave (at a Barbers)

I wasn't as impressed as I thought I would be.

Too bad it wasn't with this guy

[Laava]

Boom done swung crack on your cranium?

Now.. if'n you'd fairly tipped your use of such a blatantly noxious term, was being done knowingly by " ", or such..
well, then mayhaps.. you'd be in character.. sheee-it though.. it aint like it was gonna cause them twin towers to drop..L.O.L....

Does anyone know what this cunt is on about?
More waffle from the Blue Waffle.

[bogan]

Does anyone know what this cunt is on about?
More waffle from the Blue Waffle.

I think he is confused about words. I would go into more detail, but I don't think there is any beyond that.

[Big Dog]

For my wedding - I treated myself to a straight razor shave (at a Barbers)

I wasn't as impressed as I thought I would be.

Depends who has done it with what...
Most barbers use disposables that clip into a handle because of AIDS, hepatitis etc.
Otherwise they need to use an autoclave (not cheap equipment) and very rigorous cleaning. Cleaning blunts the blade. If I was going to spend the money on a barbour shave I'd take my own to someone who does enough shaves to also do honing.
Until someone is familiar with the contours of your face their shave may be a little patchy. This is one area disposable safety razors (bic right through to the latest multi blade, multi lube pivoting head) are better. Any idiot can get a good finish with enough passes.
Where they fall down for me is they need more passes and don't cut add close. Meaning I get terrible shaving rashes if I don't want a 5 o'clock shadow by noon. A straight edge I look like I just shaved until at least 5 pm the following day if I shave at 8 am. Due to the fact I don't like to rush I usually shave the night before.
After a disposable shave I am also prone to acne. Not so a straight razor.

It did take a little research and a couple of goes to be able to get a clean shave in a single pass and if I skip shaving for a while my first go can leave a few nick's from lack of practice and the softness of skin not shaved.

If you look at the blade closely disposables are actually fairly jagged. A straight razor is mirror keen to the naked eye.

When I have just stropped by blade I can take a strand of long hair, dangle it fro one end only and cut the hair cleanly six inches from the end I am holding it. You cand do that with a blade out of a disposable.

Also I enjoy the experience.

"The reward of a thing well done is having done it."

Ralph Waldo Emerson



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