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    Quote Originally Posted by SVboy View Post
    And J.ust A.nother W.anker shows what a sad wee troll he is attempting to be.........
    Oh, was I being too subte? What a bloody HYPOCRITE!

    & evidently, pathetically inadequate in your parenting role..

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    Quote Originally Posted by J.A.W. View Post
    Bloody well fixated on being a muck-spreading machine aren't ya, eh, Bogie, & the A.I. singularity aint even here yet..L.O.L..
    I wouldn't bother tbh, cos you'd need a rake and pickup/spreader wagon; just leave em where the lie carrion.

    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dog View Post
    Might take me a little while to knock one up but I like the way you think.
    A problem solved without over-engineering is just a problem postponed.

    Quote Originally Posted by jasonu View Post
    Have you seen Brain Dead?
    Yeh, didn't get that into it tbh, similar with evil dead. However, Death Valley was a series I really got into and would recommend.

    Quote Originally Posted by HenryDorsetCase View Post
    I read on reddit some time ago that some nerd had done the maths on a zombie apocalypse (well, duh) and given a 97 % infection rate, and some other variables then he reckoned the population of zombies would be reduced to nil in ~5 years I think it was.

    I've always thought that the issue wasnt really defeating the zombie horde (once I had assumed power and organised it) but what do you do with the carcasses? the stinking, infected, rotting godawful mess that is in your water and on your land and everywhere. That to me seemed to be the bigger job.... the cleanup.
    Black Tide Rising springs to mind, it is an excellent book series. I think theirs was 99+% infection rate, took to the seas for the initial infection stages (obviously large groups of people is a bad idea), used carrion beetles to clear up most of the dead mess on the boats they liberated, then just pitch the skeletons over the sides. The also used cargo containers with big mincers in them, which attract zombies with noise, then chew em up and output to the sea.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bogan View Post
    I wouldn't bother... The also used cargo containers with big mincers in them, which attract zombies with noise, then chew em up and output to the sea.

    Yeah, AFAIR, Monty Python's F.C. had proposed pretty much that concept as a public housing projects sketch, ~45 y/o..

    & Adolf before them vetoed the mass dumping of such humanoid waste into the Baltic, back in his day..

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    Quote Originally Posted by J.A.W. View Post
    Yeah, I somehow doubt that you've close-up & personally witnessed the deaths of many people.. & very likely, fewer than I have..

    I've found none of many human deaths I've been party to - were "amusing" - so far.. anyhow..


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj8N8Nvv6ys
    Sorry J.ust A.nother W.anker, but based on your description of family life in the Wanker household, I doubt you are qualified to comment. Silly me, you are an Aussie troll who talks a big talk, of course you are not qualified to comment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SVboy View Post
    Sorry J.ust A.nother W.anker, but based on your description of family life in the Wanker household, I doubt you are qualified to comment. Silly me, you are an Aussie troll who talks a big talk, of course you are not qualified to comment.
    Too funny, S.low V.asectomy. Boy.. I just did..

    & again here..

    I almost pity your doomed progeny.. that is, if you are actually a 'father' to them, biologically &/or socially..

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    Quote Originally Posted by HenryDorsetCase View Post
    Cheers HDC, you just made my case on the AK being a primitive commie weapon fit only for ah, dumbax 'niggas'..

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    Quote Originally Posted by J.A.W. View Post
    Oh, was I being too subte? What a bloody HYPOCRITE!

    & evidently, pathetically inadequate in your parenting role..
    My wish for the world is JAW is never able to breed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gsxr View Post
    My wish for the world is JAW is never able to breed.
    Too late.. as if your wishes amount to anything even Tinkerbell could use..

    & as for your SRAD-envy.. L.O.L...

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    You got your boyfriend pregnant?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SVboy View Post
    You got your boyfriend pregnant?
    If that's your level of comprehension..

    Lucky fror your foundlings, I didn't do the bio-dad routine for you..

    & I s'pose you got a paternity test done eh, even after they'd been told in school.. at careers day..
    ..that with their evident.. ah, natural attributes, they'd surely be up for luggage sniffin' duties at the airport..

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    Quote Originally Posted by SVboy View Post
    Sorry J.ust A.nother W.anker, but based on your description of family life inz the Wanker household, I doubt you are qualified to comment. Silly me, you are an Aussie troll who talks a big talk, of course you are not qualified to comment.
    Think he has his meds all fucked up this week, again!
    Only a Rat can win a Rat Race!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Laava View Post
    Think he has his meds all fucked up this week, again!
    Like you even get to choose yours Rattus..

    You have to present for a fortnightly compulsory anti-psychotic injection, or be dragged back to the psych ward to get it - by force.. Oh the humanity..

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    Quote Originally Posted by J.A.W. View Post
    Like you even get to choose yours Rattus..

    You have to present for a fortnightly compulsory anti-psychotic injection, or be dragged back to the psych ward to get it - by force.. Oh the humanity..
    What a fucken weak arse reply! you have a habit of appearing on KB and then getting gradually more and more random and abusive until you totally spit it and disappear again. You just don't learn. I have a mate who is a regular patient at the psych ward who behaves exactly the same.
    Only a Rat can win a Rat Race!

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    That would be the meths talking! I believe they like it chilled over there!

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