The Akzlepocalypse

[Laava]

Right back at ya Rattus,

& too funny, since ya aint got nuthin' - nuthin'.. I tells ya, 'cept fleas, maybe scabies, a little mange..

You've bored me now. What a loser.

[J.A.W.]

You've bored me now. What a loser.

Lame response Rattus.. lamer than bloody Lazarus.. before Jesus got stuck into 'im..

Seems you've found the neurolepsis is gettin' to ya.. & fair enough.. its doing ya some good..

As for "boring" - well you'd be 'bout on par with that disgustingly fllthy hippie Neil, from the classic 'Young Ones'..

Well, 'cept in your case you'd've gone for the foul SPG gig, but sadly. they'd've turned you down, as being just too realistic for TV..

[J.A.W.]

You know what im gonna do? Gonna make love to a water rat or two....& breed a family. They'll be called the survivors.....you know why?
'caus they're going to survive...!!


H.Cornwell.

Sure are, & with "Sharp teeth, deep breath, & lots of diseases..." to be going on with..

[gsxr]

I really should just use that magic ignore button JAW but your kinda like the village idiot.

Every village has one

I just live in hope you either get your meds stabilized or you overdose on them .
Normally I have compassion for anyone and everyone with a mental illness however I just cant manage a give a fuck about you apart from your hilarity value.


And FYI I choose not to list the toys I have in the shed for security reasons.

[J.A.W.]

I really should just use that magic ignore button JAW but your kinda like the village idiot.

Every village has one

I just live in hope you either get your meds stabilized or you overdose on them .
Normally I have compassion for anyone and everyone with a mental illness however I just cant manage a give a fuck about you apart from your hilarity value.


And FYI I choose not to list the toys I have in the shed for security reasons.

& 'the dog who smells his own stink 1st' reveals himself.. & the existence of his fabled 'Allahdin's cave' to boot..

Now, how does that catch phrase go again.. yeah, too funny.. I'll text I.Jones & L.Croft - to get right round there..

Don't tell us you have a Woody.. doll.. from Toy Story amongst your 'treasures' - & not an SRAD.. L.O.L...

[jasonu]

Well this WAS an interesting thread...

[Voltaire]

& ol' Volteface hisself lines up for his gratis Tx - as an inveterate hypocrite/troll..

Funny V-bunny, but you piped up in reply to a post I made on another thread earlier today..

Now don't claim it was "random" L.O.L...
What a maroon, as Bugs Bunny was wont to remark, ( oddly enough, pronounced marone, or is it moron, over here).

awwww.....

[Akzle]

Bolt cutters, a sledge and a decent crow bar will be a must in any decent zombie apocalypse tool kit. Without those plenty of valuable resources will just decay.

As much as stopping them getting in reach is the first and best defence... eventually a firearm becomes less beneficial.

Other bits often left out are a decent melee weapon, a close quarters and a hail Mary weapon.

Personally in order I favour an axe ( has other uses ), a set of brass knuckles, a small razor sharp knife..

I'm just not crazy enough to be stocked up.

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a hatchet is handy as a motherfucker. mine is sharp enough to shave with. doubles as a hammer, lever, anvil, weapon... can wrap nearly 30yards of cord around the handle too...

of course, i also shave with a straight razor so that's one small sharp knife, and my pocket knife (currently MIA) is carbon steel from solingen too. handy dandy.

firearms, in a apocalypse setting are more for protecting yourself from humans. (and harvesting opportune meat) people're stupid enough as is. add a weeks worth of freedom and most wouldn't know what to do wth themselves. firearms are as much a psychological weapon as an actual one.
so still worth having. and ammo is plentiful and cheap and not hard to carry. a thousand .22 rounds fits in a pack's pocket.

depending how mobile you can be, heavy tools are a nono. of those, bolt cutters would be the only one i'd pack. maybe a small dogyu/prybar. a 5/16th nutsetter will remove most claddings on commercial buildings...

vehicles are large, difficult to conceal, have a massive and lasting heat and noise signature... and every cunt in town is going to try driving somewhere else so unless yours can go overland, and you filled your tank yesterday and have a drop tank/100 litre jerry, you're limited in what you can carry and how far you'll get before being mugged by the guy with a firearm.

Yet another rapist threat against kids: I can only assume you are sick of molesting your own daughter if you feel the need to threaten mine. Or is CYFS and the police finally involved?

yeah bro. internets is srs as.

i would punt the shit out of your cunts. and they'd thank me for it.

What is" relif"? Is that northland speak for " I have no education and rely on the benefit to pay the rent on my caravan and the leaf and stem that the gangs up here sell me?"

hahahahaha. buy weed . your such a nigger.

And FYI I choose not to list the toys I have in the shed for security reasons.

yeah me too

[Akzle]

Black Tide Rising springs to mind, it is an excellent book series. I think theirs was 99+% infection rate, took to the seas for the initial infection stages (obviously large groups of people is a bad idea), used carrion beetles to clear up most of the dead mess on the boats they liberated, then just pitch the skeletons over the sides. The also used cargo containers with big mincers in them, which attract zombies with noise, then chew em up and output to the sea.

presuming the carcasses aren't infectious, and that animals arent affected, i dont see how filling the sea with rotten meat is any advantage?

I'd envision a dozer and a big hole in the ground, a few fuel trucks and a match...

[bogan]

presuming the carcasses aren't infectious, and that animals arent affected, i dont see how filling the sea with rotten meat is any advantage?

I'd envision a dozer and a big hole in the ground, a few fuel trucks and a match...

Saves a tricky job for a dozer driver / trucks / fuel / matches doesn't it...

[Akzle]

Saves a tricky job for a dozer driver / trucks / fuel / matches doesn't it...

and pollutes teh ocean with acres of microbes and shit that it wasnt designed for... Wrecking an (already pretty fucked) food source

[bogan]

and pollutes teh ocean with acres of microbes and shit that it wasnt designed for... Wrecking an (already pretty fucked) food source

Yeh, cos after a 99% mortality rate event, humanity couldn't possibly deal with lower ecological food production rates

[TheDemonLord]

and pollutes teh ocean with acres of microbes and shit that it wasnt designed for... Wrecking an (already pretty fucked) food source

I don't like Fish - so I'm all good.

[Akzle]

Yeh, cos after a 99% mortality rate event, humanity couldn't possibly deal with lower ecological food production rates

poisoning your own food supply is fucking stuppid.
And there wont be any "production"

[J.A.W.]

I don't like Fish - so I'm all good.

& the TDS 'childmind' demonstrates the limitations of his 'concrete' thinking, yet again..