Fugly vehicles

[neels]

I'd like to submit the Suzuki "Swift".
Reason #1: It isn't.
Reason #2: The driver seems to like infesting the "fast" lane with his/her "notveryswift".
Reason #3: It resembles a pregnant rollerskate which has been rear-ended and then fettled with a large angle grinder.

Q: What's even slower (and even more misnamed) than a Suzuki 'Swift'?
A: A Suzuki Swift 'Sport'

Pretty sure the RS on the back of a Honda Jazz I followed yesterday stands for 'ridiculously slow'

[husaberg]

The Suzuki is becoming the farm vehicle of choice here among the flat land farmers. The early ones had some oil pump problems - most unlike Suzuki.

When you look at the side by sides coming out now, they're evolving into the same thing. If Suzuki offered the late small van as a flatdeck with offroad tyres and 4wd they'd be onto a winner.

There was a crowd importing the late Suzuki 413 or whatever they were called, they were made in India or something and couldn't be registered as no airbags or ancap rating etc.
Ideally the suzuki is just awe bit to small and light in the chassis one based on a Nissan vanette or toyota(*can't recall what they were called) would be perfect.
The later suzukis Carry's look far less rugged.

I've got the van version of that. Makes me feel like a fuckin giant Would be way cooler if the vans were 4x4 too. Le sigh.

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-T...p/DSC_0746.JPG

Badass..........Itcheban MotorsTM

[Akzle]

The Suzuki is becoming the farm vehicle of choice here among the flat land farmers. The early ones had some oil pump problems - most unlike Suzuki.

When you look at the side by sides coming out now, they're evolving into the same thing. If Suzuki offered the late small van as a flatdeck with offroad tyres and 4wd they'd be onto a winner.

https://www.farmtrader.co.nz/reviews/1306/suzuki-farmworker-flatdeck-4x4

plus some old 7" SATs = braaaaaaaaaaaap

[husaberg]

Now we are talking

[Akzle]

Pretty sure the RS on the back of a Honda Jazz I followed yesterday stands for 'ridiculously slow'

Retarded Shithead

[onearmedbandit]

I give you the Subaru Casablanca. Maybe not the fugliest of vehicles but definitely up there.

[husaberg]

I give you the Subaru Casablanca. Maybe not the fugliest of vehicles but definitely up there.

Thats really hideous.
I guess that answers the question where the later model Rover designer ended up.

[Virago]

I give you the Subaru Casablanca. Maybe not the fugliest of vehicles but definitely up there.

Omfg. I think I prefer the Fiat Multipla.

Subaru offered a limited edition Impreza Sport Wagon called the CasaBlanca, which had a retro-inspired front and rear end treatment, which was inspired by the popular kei car Subaru Vivio Bistro styling package and Subaru Sambar Dias Classic.

Apparently it's a fucking "sport wagon".

[SuperMac]

LaydeeezAnnaGennelmen . . .

. . . I am sorry to present, the Citrien 'Cactus'. Fuh-Uh-Glee.

Which is shame, because even ugly Citroens are usually kewl.

[husaberg]

LaydeeezAnnaGennelmen . . .

. . . I am sorry to present, the Citrien 'Cactus'. Fuh-Uh-Glee.

Which is shame, because even ugly Citroens are usually kewl.


http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...ptBqXFi7clNX0g

Looks no worse than a Mitsubishi Airtrek
http://inventory-dmg.assets-cdk.com/...36_640x480.jpg
And better than a RENAULT Scenic RX4.

https://img03.olx.com.gh/images_olxg...-municipal.jpg

[Banditbandit]

Anyone posted this monstrosity?

[husaberg]

Anyone posted this monstrosity?

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...3061db3ca6.jpg

Cammando "Hi Rider"
I was only reading something about them last night.
Turns out the headlight is collectable in the cafe racer crowd.

[Banditbandit]

Cammando "Hi Rider"
I was only reading something about them last night.
Turns out the headlight is collectable in the cafe racer crowd.

One of the few usable body parts there ..

[husaberg]

One of the few usable body parts there ..

The tank looks almost like a Norton Atlas/Dominator shape. on that norton fuggly

[Grumph]

The tank looks almost like a Norton Atlas/Dominator shape. on that norton fuggly

No - too narrow at the rear. In the flesh they look more like a P11 tank. Could be, too, they probably over stocked on them...