*is gonna throw a tantrum*

[NotaGoth]

is it a manual?

push it to the top of a hill, hop in, try rolling it down and bump-starting it, then drive it to somewhere that sells batteries.

try not to stall halfway.

I'll probably end up running myself over, some how.. trust me, I'm stupid

[jrandom]

yo kitti, if all this mechanistical stuff is getting u down and youd really like AA assistance, PM me and we'll do a fraudulent one on my membership. I never use my annual call-out limit up anyways.

[James Deuce]

I'll probably end up running myself over, some how.. trust me, I'm stupid

You need to find the self-esteem fuse while you're at it and replace that too.

[Korumba]

How Far North of Whangarei are you????..I have a spear Battery here..but its got big posts on it..what model car is it?????????????

[rfc85]

i go with the batt terminal idea wiggle/tap/shake them an try again

[Sniper]

How Far North of Whangarei are you????..I have a spear Battery here..but its got big posts on it..what model car is it?????????????

Careful of those spear bateries, they are dangerous. Quite sharp.

EDIT: Kitty, go outside, check the terminals and come inside and tell me Im right.

[jrandom]

lol she lives on her own... how's she gonna push it up the hill? maybe she'll need some spinach (sp)

you speled spinach just fine.

I was hoping she lived somewhere above sea level and not far from a drop in the road, you silly girl. not implying that she should find a point higher than her curent location and push the car there.

nothing better than spinach wilted in a pan with some butter and served with boiled and herbed baby potatoes and grilled snapper.

[NotaGoth]

terminals................ fuses........ umm.....

is the terminal that thingy thats connected to the top of the battery?

YES I know I'm stupid so please don't tell me

[James Deuce]

I think the self-esteem relay is fubared too.

Never mistake a lack of information, education, or interest for stupidity, and never, ever, write stuff like that about yourself again.

[NotaGoth]

How Far North of Whangarei are you????..I have a spear Battery here..but its got big posts on it..what model car is it?????????????

Bay of Islands, too far north Korumba

[Waylander]

Terminal is the knob thing on top of the battery that the cables are connected too. Just what ever you do, don't lick your fingers and touch them both.


But I suggest doing as fish says. Find a good hill, preferably above a tall cliff then push the car down the hill from behind. Remember NOT to get back in the car. Then catch a ride to your local bike shop.

[Sniper]

terminals................ fuses........ umm.....

is the terminal that thingy thats connected to the top of the battery?

Yes it is Kiti, look at your battery and you will see a red connector and black connector. wiggle both and try again. Are there any lights on the dash?

[Sniper]

But I suggest doing as fish says. Find a good hill, preferably above a tall cliff then push the car down the hill from behind. Remember NOT to get back in the car. Then catch a ride to your local bike shop.

Won't work if the battery isn't connected unless it has point

[jrandom]

is the terminal that thingy thats connected to the top of the battery?

the terminals are the metal posts sticking out of the top of the battery.

if you get to the point of connecting or disconnecting them, remember that there is electrickery involved, and try not to insert yourself in series with a closed circuit. zzzaaapp. also try not to mix up any plus and minus connections.

YES I know I'm stupid so please don't tell me

fuxache girl get over it, HOW many millenia did it take the human race to figure out the physics involved here and you think people will diss you for not being born knowing it?

everyone has to learn things at one point or another.

funny how most of us learn the mechanical stuff very shortly after sitting in tears staring at a broken-down vehicle.

[Sniper]

Good on ya Ms Fish. Kiti have yu checked the battery yet?